If I told you that you can effectively PM as almost anyone, would you be interested?

[Personoid]

Well? What would you pay for something like this?
It's not as simple as it sounds, but very doable.

Implications:
Spread FLPs wider (Send FLP to friends of a user).
Revenge.
Showboating.

As you know, I don't use FLPs. I don't often showboat. I also don't usually look for revenge. I can't think of any way this could be useful to me. I've had it for a while now, and I figure it's about time to put it to use.

Edit: You would pay and then be allowed to request around 10 uses. More money for more uses. It takes a lot to setup a single usage, so 10 is actually quite a lot. What's your price?