Sub-par acting, standard rendition of giants, bad story pacing/arc, lazy scenery (using thunderstorms to mask the outside, cameras keeping angles so you didn't see too much of the surroundings)
4/10.
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Thread: Jack the Giant Slayer was shit.
- 13 Mar. 2013 07:29pm #1
Jack the Giant Slayer was shit.
Disco is neat.
- 13 Mar. 2013 09:12pm #2
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Noted, thanks for the review!
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- 13 Mar. 2013 09:48pm #3
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When I heard they were going to make an intense not-so-following-the-storyline movie about Jack and the Beanstalk, I knew it was going to suck.
It needs to be like the original.
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- 14 Mar. 2013 02:34pm #6
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I agree with that. It costs me $8 for a ticket here, and that is with a student discount. It's really $10. Fucking hate AMC and Regal. The one where I used to live actually has a bloody bar in it. A bar! So I have to pay more for a ticket cause they thought it'd be a good idea to put a bar in the damn theater.