Write your obituary

[Raivu]

Yes, it is EXACTLY as it sounds. Write the obituary of either yourself, or another LG member. It can be as funny or as serious as you want it to be.

Here's mine:

Raivu was found dead last night in his underground penthouse underneath the Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada. Surrounded by what appears to be 613 dead cocaine covered centaurs, he was discovered motionless, wearing nothing but leopard skin cowboy boots, and a Blues Clues snuggie wrapped firmly around his face, which he appears to have suffocated in. The only evidence found at the scene, giving any information as to what could have possibly happened, was a bag containing 14 ounces of motor oil, 4 dead pigeons wearing gimp suits, and a large collection of “Parade” magazines, dating back to the early 90s.
Raivu was a kind man. He loved life, and apparently he loved having fun also. He was always there for his family and friends and a great person to talk to if anyone needed anything. He always loved making music and entertaining people with illusions. Computers and Snowboarding were his main points of interest, and he will be dearly missed by many.

[Sydd]

Lol. As I'm in English not paying attention, I'm writing this

Syd was found dead on the island. She had been tied up by Saddler, and Leon had not made it in time. She had been a secret agent for Wesker for 10 years, this one being her last. Her mission was to rescue Ashley. Syd was seen wearing a red dress and carrying a Thompson gun.When she is buried she would like a pink casket with hello kitty stickers.

[noob]

Noob was found dead in his room, slumped over on his computer table. All appeared normal except for the brain in a jar on his desk. It is speculated that this is a hangover from his work days. He will be sorely missed.

Lame, I know, but I'm not really that good at writing. :/

[C0FFINCASE]

C0ffin died in a burst of flames as he was propelled across the night sky by the power of his rock. The spectacle was visible to nearly all of North America and heard and felt around the world. After playing a intense for 72 hours solo that in the first 30 seconds cause the entire audiences' head to explode, C0ffin entered into a new level of speed, that scientist are calling the pentilpe( a blazing 5 notes a half second), C0ffin was lifted into the night sky on the back of demon and played for another hour before he's performance ended. And as it did he and the beast were consumed in flame.
C0ffin was a man. Though far from perfect and often out spoken he was admired by his peers. "He lived life with honesty and honor. Never holding his tongue when he felt something was wrong and always seeking to help others.
A deep reflective person perhaps summed up by the phrase still water run deep. C0ffin knew much and pursued knowledge, and was willing to share it if any one asked for it.
There is much that could be said of this man but we feel it best to end here and say the man was love."

[Drakonid]

C0ffin died in a burst of flames as he was propelled across the night sky by the power of his rock. The spectacle was visible to nearly all of North America and heard and felt around the world. After playing a intense for 72 hours solo that in the first 30 seconds cause the entire audiences' head to explode, C0ffin entered into a new level of speed, that scientist are calling the pentilpe( a blazing 5 notes a half second), C0ffin was lifted into the night sky on the back of demon and played for another hour before he's performance ended. And as it did he and the beast were consumed in flame.
C0ffin was a man. Though far from perfect and often out spoken he was admired by his peers. "He lived life with honesty and honor. Never holding his tongue when he felt something was wrong and always seeking to help others.
A deep reflective person perhaps summed up by the phrase still water run deep. C0ffin knew much and pursued knowledge, and was willing to share it if any one asked for it.
There is much that could be said of this man but we feel it best to end here and say the man was love."

Coffin OD'd.


Mine would say, "He died as he lived." That would be enough.

[Raivu]

C0ffin died in a burst of flames as he was propelled across the night sky by the power of his rock. The spectacle was visible to nearly all of North America and heard and felt around the world. After playing a intense for 72 hours solo that in the first 30 seconds cause the entire audiences' head to explode, C0ffin entered into a new level of speed, that scientist are calling the pentilpe( a blazing 5 notes a half second), C0ffin was lifted into the night sky on the back of demon and played for another hour before he's performance ended. And as it did he and the beast were consumed in flame.
C0ffin was a man. Though far from perfect and often out spoken he was admired by his peers. "He lived life with honesty and honor. Never holding his tongue when he felt something was wrong and always seeking to help others.
A deep reflective person perhaps summed up by the phrase still water run deep. C0ffin knew much and pursued knowledge, and was willing to share it if any one asked for it.
There is much that could be said of this man but we feel it best to end here and say the man was love."

Most Epic obituary EVER

@Jack: xD Great obituary. If you rescued me in a bikini with a thompson though, you'd best prepare yourself for a heAVEN of a reward

[C0FFINCASE]

Most Epic obituary EVER

@Jack: xD Great obituary. If you rescued me in a bikini with a thompson though, you'd best prepare yourself for a hell of a reward

Thanks, I actually think yours is awesome. Though you're the one with some scantly clad woman chasing after you. Win.

Coffin OD'd.

Yeah, OD'd on rock.
I was trying to sound Jack Black-ish but I think I might just sound Ywgvie-ish(stuck up bastard)

[Raivu]

Thanks.
Can u change hell with heaven?

Of course ^^

[FreakshowGamer]

FreakshowGamer was found dead in his bedroom on April 15th, 2010 due to committing suicide. The death involved a single gunshot to the side of the head from a revolver. There is no clues to how FreakshowGamer got a hold of a firearm, but this will be investigated. A suicide letter was left behind his body listing the names of several people he hated, and people that made his life worth living. Those names will be kept classified for their privacy. The reason for this suicide according to the suicide note stated 'he had no further reason to live'. No exact details were written, and the family is guessing it was because his best friend moved away. FreakshowGamer wrote in the suicide note that his best friend gave him the only happiness he could find, but he did not state whether or not that's the absolute reason he killed himself. The body was buried at Logical Graveyards located in the small town of Interwebz, W.W.W on April 17th. Where he had residence. His family and friends are traumatized by his death and when his best friend heard the news, he killed himself as well by jumping to his death off of a 350 foot high cliff, into the freezing ocean below. He was buried in a grave directly next to FreakshowGamer's grave. They both share a large rectangular grave stone constructed of marble stating "Two best friends for eternity" engraved onto the stone. This tragic story reveals how strong a friendship can be. This is Katy Perry, reporter for CTV news, signing off.