What crimes have you committed in life?

I'll go after someone else goes, I'm sure as hell not going first lol.

So, what crimes have you committed? Online or off?

Just thought that this would be something interesting to do. Lets all calculate our jail times if we got caught for all of them hahahaha.

Speeding. Speeding. Speeding. Some more speeding.
Blown a couple of stop signs, blown a few lights.
Got caught speeding twice, blowing a light once. One more ticket and my license is suspended til I turn 21.

Street racing on the freeway.

Ethan wrote:

Speeding. Speeding. Speeding. Some more speeding.
Blown a couple of stop signs, blown a few lights.
Got caught speeding twice, blowing a light once. One more ticket and my license is suspended til I turn 21.

Lol, didn't you used to smoke weed and shit? That's still a crime, it's not legal yet hahaha. I don't mean stuff you've been caught for, I mean everything. Caught for and not.

Mota wrote:

Street racing on the freeway.

Shit dude, street racing is awesome, but I prefer street drifting haha. Drifting is my thing, but racing is still sweet. And that can't be the only crime you've ever committed. People break laws every day.

Flareboy323 wrote:

Shit dude, street racing is awesome, but I prefer street drifting haha. Drifting is my thing, but racing is still sweet. And that can't be the only crime you've ever committed. People break laws every day.

Smoking weed and selling drugs.

Flareboy323 wrote:

Lol, didn't you used to smoke weed and shit? That's still a crime, it's not legal yet hahaha. I don't mean stuff you've been caught for, I mean everything. Caught for and not.

Well in that case........

Marijuana use, underage drinking, throwing an underage drinking party, stealing, hacking, pirating, exploiting and that's all I can think of off the top of my head.
Street racing as well, my friend's NOS powered Ford Mustang.

Ethan wrote:

Well in that case........

Marijuana use, underage drinking, throwing an underage drinking party, stealing, hacking, pirating, exploiting and that's all I can think of off the top of my head.
Street racing as well, my friend's NOS powered Ford Mustang.

Lol, NOS Mustang? Nice, nice. And lol@first few things

Mota wrote:

Smoking weed and selling drugs.

Lol.



I guess I should go now...

Impersonation of business employees and law enforcement officers
Impersonation of companies
Social Engineering
Credit Card Fraud
Coupon Fraud
Exploitation of websites
Selling of credit card numbers
Vandalism
Trespassing tresspassing tresspassing lol
Graffiti
No-license driving
Loitering
J-walking
Assault (Getting in fights, still considered assault)
Theft (tiny stuff, like lists of internal phone nums from stores and stuff. All the stuff I've ever stolen has been paper.)
Breaking general store rules (Turning stereos up all the way to the jesus channel in walmart and shit. One time I accidentally fired a rifle in walmart, gunshots and everything, I ran like fucking SHIT. There were no security cams there, but as soon as I ran like 20 employees were there, and then they called the police and shit. It was scary. Writing down internal phone numbers and shit from target. Stealing lists of phone numbers and departments and guides and shit.)
Breaking into someone's computer
Writing guides on breaking into houses and other stuff because I got bored
Exploiting a website to get stuff on it for free (I was able to change a hidden form value so that stuff only cost a few cents instead of like 20 bucks and shit.)

I can't think of anything else right now, but if I do I'll add it to the list.

Flareboy323 wrote:

Lol, NOS Mustang? Nice, nice. And lol@first few things



Lol.



I guess I should go now...

Impersonation of business employees and law enforcement officers
Impersonation of companies
Social Engineering
Credit Card Fraud
Coupon Fraud
Exploitation of websites
Selling of credit card numbers
Vandalism
Trespassing tresspassing tresspassing lol
Graffiti
No-license driving
Loitering
J-walking
Assault (Getting in fights, still considered assault)
Theft (tiny stuff, like lists of internal phone nums from stores and stuff. All the stuff I've ever stolen has been paper.)
Breaking general store rules (Turning stereos up all the way to the jesus channel in walmart and shit. One time I accidentally fired a rifle in walmart, gunshots and everything, I ran like fucking SHIT. There were no security cams there, but as soon as I ran like 20 employees were there, and then they called the police and shit. It was scary. Writing down internal phone numbers and shit from target. Stealing lists of phone numbers and departments and guides and shit.)
Breaking into someone's computer
Writing guides on breaking into houses and other stuff because I got bored
Exploiting a website to get stuff on it for free (I was able to change a hidden form value so that stuff only cost a few cents instead of like 20 bucks and shit.)

I can't think of anything else right now, but if I do I'll add it to the list.

You are impressively naughty.

Haxing.

Mota wrote:

Smoking weed and selling drugs.

You forgot one.
You're also a thief for stealing my heart <3

Flareboy323 wrote:

I'll go after someone else goes, I'm sure as hell not going first lol.

So, what crimes have you committed? Online or off?

Just thought that this would be something interesting to do. Lets all calculate our jail times if we got caught for all of them hahahaha.

Oh man.

Ethan wrote:

Well in that case........

Marijuana use, underage drinking, throwing an underage drinking party, stealing, hacking, pirating, exploiting and that's all I can think of off the top of my head.
Street racing as well, my friend's NOS powered Ford Mustang.

I'm pretty sure it's not a crime to drink underage. It's a crime to provide to minors.

Taz wrote:

You forgot one.
You're also a thief for stealing my heart <3

Lol For some reason i know you would say something like that.

Mota wrote:

Lol For some reason i know you would say something like that.

Shut up faggot.

Taz wrote:

Shut up faggot.

But baby ,My music video is about to come out soon.

Mota wrote:

But baby ,My music video is about to come out soon.

Shesh your music video was supposed to come out 10 years ago.

Taz wrote:

Shesh your music video was supposed to come out 10 years ago.

We had some problems.

Well fuck you all, you're posting in this thread without posting all of the crimes you've ever committed. Cmon guys, lets do this.

Flareboy323 wrote:

Well fuck you all, you're posting in this thread without posting all of the crimes you've ever committed. Cmon guys, lets do this.

I mean. I've done some shit. I have a pretty rebellious history. For the sake of maintaining a particular social image as an administrator, I don't think it would be appropriate for me to answer the question.

Use your imagination.

Enough to know not to list them online

Using a fake facebook to get pictures of people's own. Although I'm not sure that's a crime

It's not.

Charles Stover wrote:

It's not.

Thank god! Because it's so fun~

-0- D i o r -0- wrote:

Using a fake facebook to get pictures of people's own. Although I'm not sure that's a crime

Identity theft. I'm assuming you stole someone's photos to do so.

I, on the other hand, am a straight shooter.

Myself, have commited plenty, but I wont' specify which because I don't have any felonies on my record, due to having never been busted.

Offline, y'know.
Came back here, formed a team, and hacked a White Supremacy group.
LG made News, and we actually encouraged my hometown to do Equality rallies and fundraisers every year now.
So we legitimately change an entire town

Bucksport hate group’s MySpace page hacked — State — Bangor Daily News — BDN Maine

Artificial wrote:

Identity theft. I'm assuming you stole someone's photos to do so.

I, on the other hand, am a straight shooter.

Lies, everyone breaks laws and commits crimes, no one is perfect. At some point in your life you've done drugs, drank underage, stayed out on devils night or something, set off some illegal fireworks, j-walked, or been speeding or something.

Raivu wrote:

Myself, have commited plenty, but I wont' specify which because I don't have any felonies on my record, due to having never been busted.

Offline, y'know.
Came back here, formed a team, and hacked a White Supremacy group.
LG made News, and we actually encouraged my hometown to do Equality rallies and fundraisers every year now.
So we legitimately change an entire town

Bucksport hate group’s MySpace page hacked — State — Bangor Daily News — BDN Maine

I remember that, weren't they a huge problem where you lived or something?

Flareboy323 wrote:

Lies, everyone breaks laws and commits crimes, no one is perfect. At some point in your life you've done drugs, drank underage, stayed out on devils night or something, set off some illegal fireworks, j-walked, or been speeding or something.

False.

Underage drinking, billions of dollars worth of copyright infringement (billions being the amount I'd be sued for), prescription drug abuse I guess.

Also, once I shoplifted some starburst.

Fuck yeah, starburst.

Flareboy323 wrote:

Lies, everyone breaks laws and commits crimes, no one is perfect. At some point in your life you've done drugs, drank underage, stayed out on devils night or something, set off some illegal fireworks, j-walked, or been speeding or something.

Not really.(plus pot is not illegal in some places)
It's not against the law, as charlie the unicorn already pointed out.
Not something done everywhere
Only if you're a cheap ass willing to get your hand blown off
not illegal everywhere
not everyone drives

I stole pokemon cards from Jcpenny when I was 8 and my mom threatened to call the cops on me. Everytime I heard a siren I hid in my room.

Also, I hard core jay walk. -toocoolforschool-

Stormie wrote:

I stole pokemon cards from Jcpenny when I was 8 and my mom threatened to call the cops on me. Everytime I heard a siren I hid in my room.

Also, I hard core jay walk. -toocoolforschool-

lol I remember stealing Pokemon cards.
My mom DID call the cops on me when I was like 8, because I wrote swears on the playground and she wanted him to supervise me until I sanded every swear off the playground.
I don't know which of us was more aggrivated.

First off, what the hell is devil's night? And second off, fireworks are only illegal in urban areas.

Charles Stover wrote:

First off, what the hell is devil's night? And second off, fireworks are only illegal in urban areas.

Sorry, devils night is kind of a detroit thing I guess lol.

It's where on the night before halloween everyone stays out late and in detroit people go burn shittons of houses down and stuff lol. Where I live, if you look outside at night on devil's night you can normally see huge plumes of smoke and sometimes a house fire or two.

Also, that's true. A cop chased me and a few friends of mine because on fourth of july we were firing off gigantic mortars and shit, and one tipped over and shot at our highschool lol. We were in the parking lot of the school. I had even shoved like 100 bottle rockets in a sparkler box and lit the box on fire, setting 'em all off at once, pointing them at shit. It was fucking fun until the few cop cars showed up. They just asked for our names though, and we all gave fake names or misspellings haha.

One of the strangest things to adjust to in moving to an urban town is how taboo fireworks are here. Is there like a firework markup for illegal fireworks in urban areas like there is alcohol markup in dry counties? Because that would be hilarious. Bottle rockets are 4 for a penny where I'm from. I have literally buckets of them, which are just what is leftover from all the buckets of them I had as a child. It's pretty commonplace to waste them on experimenting. Lighting clumps. Throwing them. Two fourth of July's back, we were throwing them circularly to not know which way it would go off. Blew up about a foot from my ex's face. Fun times. Also you kick an ant hill and shove the bottle rocket into it, then light it when they climb onto it. Space ants. You can tie the wires of them together to make a large wire to light multiple at a time. Or lay them down and drag race them. Furthest or fastest wins, whichever. I was always really a fan of the water proof ones, which you can shoot into lakes. Or hold until the fuse is low enough that it explodes as soon as it touches the water, which makes a sweet burst.

So many accidental fires, but whatever. That's just something that happens and we know how to handle from the age of like 5.

GOD, I need to go play with some fireworks now.

Artificial wrote:

Identity theft. I'm assuming you stole someone's photos to do so.

I, on the other hand, am a straight shooter.

I don't think you can get prosecuted for it here, though. It's only identity theft if you do something to steal money I think

Charles Stover wrote:

One of the strangest things to adjust to in moving to an urban town is how taboo fireworks are here. Is there like a firework markup for illegal fireworks in urban areas like there is alcohol markup in dry counties? Because that would be hilarious. Bottle rockets are 4 for a penny where I'm from. I have literally buckets of them, which are just what is leftover from all the buckets of them I had as a child. It's pretty commonplace to waste them on experimenting. Lighting clumps. Throwing them. Two fourth of July's back, we were throwing them circularly to not know which way it would go off. Blew up about a foot from my ex's face. Fun times. Also you kick an ant hill and shove the bottle rocket into it, then light it when they climb onto it. Space ants. You can tie the wires of them together to make a large wire to light multiple at a time. Or lay them down and drag race them. Furthest or fastest wins, whichever. I was always really a fan of the water proof ones, which you can shoot into lakes. Or hold until the fuse is low enough that it explodes as soon as it touches the water, which makes a sweet burst.

So many accidental fires, but whatever. That's just something that happens and we know how to handle from the age of like 5.

GOD, I need to go play with some fireworks now.

Holy fuck, that sounds amazing. I wish I could get fireworks that cheap here, but I've been playing with them for a long time reguardless. Firecrackers + dollar store knock-off hotwheels are amazing, because you can get a pack of 'em for a dollar and when they blow up the cheap aluminum body ether melts or goes flying. Good times. Also, lost it at "Space Ants".

Flareboy323 wrote:

Holy fuck, that sounds amazing. I wish I could get fireworks that cheap here, but I've been playing with them for a long time reguardless. Firecrackers + dollar store knock-off hotwheels are amazing, because you can get a pack of 'em for a dollar and when they blow up the cheap aluminum body ether melts or goes flying. Good times. Also, lost it at "Space Ants".

Is that not normal? I feel like I don't think I'd believe if someone said they've never shot fire works, but then I don't know how urban kids would do it. I imagine they all do it illegally like you, because I can't imagine not having these experiences. Fireworks are just like a part of childhood in rural areas. And if you didn't play space ants or that stuff, what do you do with them? Just shoot them up?

Ive commited alot when i was younger that i forgot most. Online the most i have done was stealing gaia accounts lol. (Could be a crime since people put money into gaia.)

Spray painting the walls o: