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Lets discuss this
My opinion:
You define yourself as a master of hot pocket making kung fu.
You enjoy playing video games far more than working on your car.
You love RPG games where the characters talk in english accents.
You have a strange obcession with incestual hentai.
You masturbate frequently to the upcoming video games release page. (thats for you ethan, don't lie )
*You play video games instead of doing your nails.
* You know HTML, other people in school stare at you oddly for it.
* You know computers better than your mom.
* When I put on glasses and Im called a nerd.
- I get A's (One of the two people in my school who does).
- I wear Glasses...
- I Love Video Games and Computers (being able to mod Xboxes and Change stuff on the computer by coding).
- I come to forums like this in my spare time.
- I will soon invest $600 on a new desktop computer. Then Hopefully invest 1000's of dollars on an alien ware one.
* You've spent 7 years programming... as a hobby.
* You don't know jack about cars, but you can fix a computer in a heartbeat.
* You don't need virus protection, 'cause you know how to prevent viruses before you get them.
* You know what a registry is, and how to clean it.
* You've editted your startup programs without using a guide in order to make your computer run faster.
* You prefer educational shows to reality TV.
* You get turned on when others portray large vernaculars.
- I get A's (One of the two people in my school who does).
- I wear Glasses...
- I Love Video Games and Computers (being able to mod Xboxes and Change stuff on the computer by coding).
- I come to forums like this in my spare time.
- I will soon invest $600 on a new desktop computer. Then Hopefully invest 1000's of dollars on an alien ware one.
I so hear that ;]
1. You register for an account on Logical Gamers
2. People can't help but think you're cool
3. People make jokes about your computer skills.
That's my opinion, and number 2 is 100% true to people who know me IRL.
-You ignore calls from your friends to post a reply on Logicalgamers. (Shes so fucking annoying.)
-You can type faster than EVERYBODY in the school and even the typing teacher.
-You'd rather beat Call of Duty on Veteran rather than spend time with your family.
-You spend more than half your day on the computer
-You have never played a sport in your life
-You are either extemely skinny and pale or fat obese and never shave.
(That wears crappy rock-n-roll band T's, or video game shirts)
-You ignore calls from your friends to post a reply on Logicalgamers. (Shes so fucking annoying.)
-You can type faster than EVERYBODY in the school and even the typing teacher.
-You'd rather beat Call of Duty on Veteran rather than spend time with your family.
-You spend more than half your day on the computer
-You have never played a sport in your life
-You are either extemely skinny and pale or fat obese and never shave.
(That wears crappy rock-n-roll band T's, or video game shirts)
(Almost none of this pertains to me. Lmfao)
I'm almost done lolling XD
Ok, ok I'm done.
I got a kick out of that, however that isn't true of most nerds.
I'm tall and muscular, and I shave >.>
How about.....
-You confuse your friends with tek talk
-Your teachers yell at you to put your hand down
-You find wrestling men in spandex cool (wrestling team)
Just because you would rather play videogames than work on your car does not make you a nerd.
Mu uncle is a man whore. He has a new girl each week and he still loves videogames more than his motorcycles.
(yes my uncle is fucked up.;P)
Just because you would rather play videogames than work on your car does not make you a nerd.
Mu uncle is a man whore. He has a new girl each week and he still loves videogames more than his motorcycles.
(yes my uncle is fucked up.;P)
See you are stupid, you completely disregarded yourself by doing the exact opposite of what you are attempting people not to do.
Aka, You said people are not nerds for liking games more than cars. But yet your uncle is "Messed up," because he likes games more than cars?
when you catch yourself thinking you wish you could say a smiley
- Female Nerd
when you can remember your 10 favourite URLs but not your own zip code
- Female Nerd
when your homepage layout has won prizes but you can't read your own handwriting
- Female Nerd
when DOS was your favourite toy as a child
- Female Nerd
when your family e-mails you because that's the only way to get in touch with you
- Female Nerd
when your first thought isn't small and furry when you hear the word "mouse"
- Female Nerd
when you hear the little "ding" of the system chimes during your dreams
- Hugues
when you tell someone your name and end it with "dot com"
- Ron
when someone mentions java and coffee is the second thing that goes through your mind
- Stephen
when you wake up at night for some reason and think : "Great! I've got more time to get connected!"
- Hugues
when your friends at school ask you "what did you do on your weekend?" and you have to reply played on the computer, or try and make up a lie that you had a wonderful time out with your friends...
- Alicia
when you are asked "do you have a boyfriend?" and you have to answer: "Well, yes, I have a couple..one lives in Calgary, the other, Minnesota, the other New Zealand.."
- Alicia
when all you can muster up for a good conversation with your friends is "So what do you think about that ....page?" or "Have you seen my hpage recently?"
- Alicia
when the only sexual experiences you've made ended with a .com or a .org.
- Jack07
when your fingers are stronger than your arms and your only tan originates from watching a monitor glow.
- Jack07
when you hear a joke and start show your amusement by saying *rotflol*
- Jack07
when asked to give your address, you don't think twice before rattling off your e-mail address instead of your postal address.
- Tine
when you suddenly need a calculator, and too lazy to go get your own, start looking for a JAVA calculator on the net. [And find it ! - Personal experience]
- CeeJay
when you flunk english at school by writing your exam paper in HTML.
- Truls
when you make a mistake putting on your makeup and immediately want to do a Ctrl-Z. (Undo)
- Pam
when your family offers to put a sleeping bag next to your computer. [It happened on one of my last three in a row all nighters *(Chatting & doing my page)*]
- The NightScribe
when all of your friends have @ in their names.
- Jonathan Crowe
when the TV stopped working a month ago and you didn't notice.
- Jonathan Crowe
when your dog has his own homepage.
- Jonathan Crowe
when you have a network in your spare bedroom.
- Jonathan Crowe
when you don't understand why the local 7-11 does not accept Cybercash.
- Thomas Bruhn-Pedersen
when all of your closest friends live out of state...or country, and you still talk to them every day.
- Katja
when you start a RL conv. and want to abbv. yr words.
- Katja
when you didn't know what your boy/girlfriend looked like until he/she sent you a pic.
- Katja
when you introduce yourself in RL using your online handle.
- Katja
when you consider changing your surname to Webber or Webster.
- Kenneth
when you get a tatoo on your shoulder reading <HTML> or a big @ sign.
- Kenneth
when you after 1 month find out your girlfriend is actually a big hairy guy with a tattoe on his chest
- Celic
when you can find the tilde (~) key without looking down.
- BlackSlax
when you miss out on your mothers birthday because "calendar 97" didn't run
- Birger
when you have a pyramid of coke cans in you computer room
- Jeff Fouchard
when you respond to "get a life!" with "what's the URL?"
- Birger
when you have a hotkey (crtl+alt+something) for every single networking program on your computer.
- Jeff Daddy
when you leave a hotel early in the morning, and you walk up to the receptionist and say: "good morning, I would like to logout".
- Tine
when you give somebody your phonenumber in hexadecimal
- Peter
when you find yourself preferring the PC-version of 3M´s Post-It! notes.
- Malte Thorup
when you look at new computers like they were fast cars...
(Oh man look at that: A pentum II 300MHZ with 128MB of ram... man that baby humms...)
- Jeff Fouchard
when you read microsurfs and want to be just like them
- Jeff Fouchard
when your wife emails you to say its suppertime and she is sitting in the same room (the spare bedroom with network (personal experience))
- Crazy Wolf
when you in your worst nightmare wake up all sweaty, and scream: "I WAS KICKED OFF!!!" (belive it or not; It happened to me)
- Shumway
when you type up conversations with yourself and play them back with a text-to-speech system so you won't feel lonley. Not that *I've* ever done that...
- Kelly Thomas Wood
-The way you dress
-your an straight "A" student
-you like school
-you "Aced" your test
-your a loner at school
-your backpack is very heavy and fat
-you read allot
that's considered nerd to me ^^
-The hair...
-Scared of bullies.
-Loves school.
-Reads more than alot.
Ye thats what I would consider a nerd...
Oh, and Fred. The answer to your question is...
*Drum Roll* 35885665553703760.361861326872372
I'm almost done lolling XD
Ok, ok I'm done.
I got a kick out of that, however that isn't true of most nerds.
I'm tall and muscular, and I shave >.>
How about.....
-You confuse your friends with tek talk
-Your teachers yell at you to put your hand down
-You find wrestling men in spandex cool (wrestling team)
How bout that?
OH GOD!
One of my teachers always yell at me to stop answering questions, and completely ignores me. I got mad, and just glared at her xD
- When everyone in your school runs to you when you have a computer problem, including teachers.
- When your parents wonder if you will ever move out >.>;;
- You would rather stay at home than go out with lame friends.
for me -
1st U speekz strangoz liek a fukinzo naabz xD
2nd u play too much video games
3rd u never stop saying u CANT WAIT TO GET HOME AND USE UR COMP
4th u wear strange glasses and u are good in school -.-
-Talk 2 video gamer ish like ex:You noob get out of the way
-You dont like music as much
-Answers big mathematical questions
-loves allot of school
-likes saying PWNED!
I've put the forum in archive mode - keeping basic chat here in case people drop by with a message. If anybody is still around happy to talk about building a small new little community, otherwise will just leave it archived.
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