Life's summary.
[Life's a bitch, you marry a bitch, and then you fucking die. Life summarized for ya.]
Life's summary.
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Read this in a movie.
Yeah, read it in a movie.
I heard it from my teacher, actually.1. say your name 10 times 2. say your mom's name 5 times 3. say your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this to 4 other songs. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 SONGS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAK
Lol!
My teacher once told us a story.
"This summer I finally got my hands on an Xbox360. My wife was getting mad because I wasn't giving her enough attention. was -_______________- This close to a divorce. After a while, I started to sleep downstairs because I wanted to play more and more Xbox360. I eventually ended up getting surround sound for the entertainment system. -_____- This close to a divorce. We were having it rough and then the next thing you know, she's pregnant. Divorce is blown to shit. "
My teacher once told us a story.
"This summer I finally got my hands on an Xbox360. My wife was getting mad because I wasn't giving her enough attention. was -_______________- This close to a divorce. After a while, I started to sleep downstairs because I wanted to play more and more Xbox360. I eventually ended up getting surround sound for the entertainment system. -_____- This close to a divorce. We were having it rough and then the next thing you know, she's pregnant. Divorce is blown to shit. "
Teacher told me he had a coworker who came home from work, caught his wife cheating on him. Went to the living room and started ironing his uniform(army formal), when she came in she was asking "Why aren't you mad?" "Don't you care about me cheating on you?" He picked her up and put her on the ironing board and nearly killed her with the iron.
When taken to court, and asked why he did what he did, he told the judge "I was just trying to iron out the bitches problems."
When taken to court, and asked why he did what he did, he told the judge "I was just trying to iron out the bitches problems."
Wow, that wasn't very funny.
I think you might die from AIDS soon.
BooBearSH wrote:Teacher told me he had a coworker who came home from work, caught his wife cheating on him. Went to the living room and started ironing his uniform(army formal), when she came in she was asking "Why aren't you mad?" "Don't you care about me cheating on you?" He picked her up and put her on the ironing board and nearly killed her with the iron.
When taken to court, and asked why he did what he did, he told the judge "I was just trying to iron out the bitches problems."
I've heard that somewhere before.
Life sucks, then you die.