JY
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Did I ever tell you guys about the time I got my penis stuck in the key hole?
Can anyone here make an ice cream cone?
Seriously, who can make an ice cream cone?
(I know you can't Defy. : ( )
(I know you can't Defy. : ( )
I need a wife.
We made ice cream in Chemistry... was pretty cool... most exciting thing all year... it sucked... xD
I remember making ice cream in middle school; Chemistry is my 3rd napping hour.
Chemistry is my first hour nap class! 
Yeah, but you have sex toys, Ash.
So you cannot be my wife, sorry.

Yeah, but you have sex toys, Ash.
So you cannot be my wife, sorry.
I just sleep in the middle of class, at my desk.
The fucking dickhead kicked my desk today and woke me up. : (
The fucking dickhead kicked my desk today and woke me up. : (
