[Guide] how to steal alcohol from your parents bottle

Step 1: poor a decent ammount of liquid out of the bottle

2: drink it

3: replace the same ammount youb stole with water

4: pr0fit

Im feeling a lil buzz right now off my moms 80% alcohol volume bottle

Im prwtty sure theres more water than there is alcohold but it remains un noticed: D

i think they will notice because alcohol tastes off when watered down.

garbage.

rygaku wrote:

i think they will notice because alcohol tastes off when watered down.

My mom is a house keeper for a hotel that rich white people stay in (coffin, TU, charles pun intended) and they often leave $40 tips along with some alcogol bottles drinked half way, so they don't know how it tastes like untill after i get first dip

See coffin aint replying hw is cleatly offline

OwlCapone wrote:

Step 1: poor a decent ammount of liquid out of the bottle

2: drink it

3: replace the same ammount youb stole with water

4: pr0fit

Im feeling a lil buzz right now off my moms 80% alcohol volume bottle

Im prwtty sure theres more water than there is alcohold but it remains un noticed: D

So you are 5.

OwlCapone wrote:

My mom is a house keeper for a hotel that rich white people stay in (coffin, TU, charles pun intended) and they often leave $40 tips along with some alcogol bottles drinked half way, so they don't know how it tastes like untill after i get first dip

Pun taken. I don't tip or leave anything at hotels. I do it on like really nice cruises but that's about it.