How does the president even masturbate with out being inslected 24/7?

Dont the government watxh over the president 24/7 in caseof him leaking potential alien content to the public?

They might even be reading thka thread *hides*

Like, just fuk u m8.

probs just rubs one out in the shower.

Kings v, your avatar picture that shows ariana grande looks like if the fuckherrightinthepussy guy is almost next to her

Why would he need to masturbate when he has a wife?