join over lords clan .

Omlett wrote:

Just like in that episode of 1000 ways to die, but im not dumb. When i feel like im gonna pass out i untie the surgical tubing.

C0FFINCASE wrote:

Good man. YOU COULD ALSO NOT TIE IT TO YOUR DICK.

Omlett wrote:

WHAT ELSE WOULD I TIE IT TOO, THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.

C0FFINCASE wrote:

WHY ARE YOU TYING IT TO ANYTHING? IT'S GIANT. WEAR SOME BRIEFS AND LET THEM HOLD IT IN PLACE.

Omlett wrote:

*the mood dramatically changes to a soft tone
Ya know i only some how own 1 pair of briefs and they stretched out so much they dont even fit me, no idea how it happened.

Omlett wrote:

I am pretty proud of my balls, they're kinda perfect.

HUNSON ABADEER wrote:

Are they ? Hey you have a shot load of rep, what would happen if you plus prepped me ?

The Unintelligible wrote:

5~ is more close to average than 6 is. 6 is generally considered above average IIRC.

Also I don't think any studies show any data pointing to height and penis size being related. They're actually completely independent of each other. I know more than a few tall dudes lacking in the size department. Conversely, I also know average height guys who are considered "larger".

Furthermore, I don't know what increased weight has to do with penis size. Weight or body fat is actually considered detrimental to size as more fat makes the penis look smaller and being overweight could contribute to erectile problems.

Penis size is more related to genes, dieting, et al. Males haven't suddenly evolved to where the average penis size has increased. That's far from the truth actually.

Regarding shaft thickness, women do generally favor girth over length but they aren't mutually exclusive. I don't think a chick that prefers girth would be particularly satisfied if you're super thick but extremely short. Same if you're really long but lack in the girth department.

Both factor in to overall pleasure for women to tell you the truth. Girth provides fullness and length provides penetration depth to reach certain "spots".

And glans pretty much has nothing to do with the pleasure women experience during intercourse. The head is generally soft and spongy so that's not really what they feel during penetration. So glans is definitely not more important than shaft thickness nor length.

The Unintelligible wrote:

I'm also an expert on your mom's vagina.

So you could say I'm a jack of all trades.

Isonyx wrote:

wow you're like an expert on penis

The Unintelligible wrote:

So you could say I'm a jack of all trades.

The Unintelligible wrote:

I mean, it's open to your interpretation.

The Unintelligible wrote:

Acceptance is the first step to progression!

HUNSON ABADEER wrote:

What have you done to This thread I am beginning question my aligence .

The Unintelligible wrote:

This is my thread. You only decided to make it for me.

Also you pretty much volunteered to become my "disciple". It's not like I'm asking for groupies; I already have plenty of those. My top henchman is actually GAMEchief for the record, not you.

The Unintelligible wrote:

You sound pretty ridiculous when you say "kid" in your posts to try and come off as tough when your username is from Adventure Time.

Just sayin'

Omlett wrote:

OOOOOOOH SHIT SHOTS FIRED BANG BAN.

The Unintelligible wrote:

You sound pretty ridiculous when you say "kid" in your posts to try and come off as tough when your username is from Adventure Time.

Just sayin'

HUNSON ABADEER wrote:

I would reply with some snide and witty comment, but truth be told you're you're not worth it kid, because all you are is some phat Asian 12 year old who has to constantly assure you're self that you're penis is not tiny until you can almost believe it .

HUNSON ABADEER wrote:

I would reply with some snide and witty comment, but truth be told you're you're not worth it kid.

Omlett wrote:

IS THIS THE END OF THE BROLATIONSHIP OF THE CENTURY?