Fuck the USPS

My parents ordered a RG270-DX Ibanez guitar 2 weeks ago, for Christmas.

It still isn't here.

Hahahahahaha.
They ordered it through the Postal Service?
I would have used FedEx.

lol u know they ship from with in

7-14 days
then from like

14-26 days or something like that lol

The guy they bought it from shipped it through the USPS.

I'da sold you mine, bra. I have an Ibanez I'm looking to get rid of.

What model?