just talking to myself
Heh, time is now 0708, weather is 48 degrees, with high winds. hmm. Sgt Parks is still in the latrine with Private Rosenberg. doing god knows what, oh well don't ask don't tell is still in effect until new legislation. did i park the car behind of in front of the tank, oh well its not mine anyway
i wonder if that pop tart under sink is still eatable. no...its not. Hmmm pokemon or digimon. meh yugioh it is
is it true when you stare at a dog, the dog stares back at you. or was it the abyss
if it stares back, you'd better start running
did i remember to turn off the water back in the cave
should i get promoted again or let the poor asian guy get a bone for once......maybe not
obby, I love your gold. You should give me some.
My gold is for my girl or my next alien research project
How greedy is the world nowadays ;;
its human nature, or some believe the alien gene in us
Curiosity killed the cat but for awhile i was a suspect
why is it a penny for a thought but you have to put your two cents in.....somebody is making a penny
when i die i'm going to donate my body to Science fiction
why is the alphabet in that order...is it because of that song?
I talk to myself a lot but it bothers people...i talk through a megaphone
everywhere is walking distance if you had the time
I lost a button hole....where am i going to get a button hole
My firend asked me how long i had my phone, i said i don't know my phone does have a 7
The human body is 98% water...means we're that far away from drowning
a lot of people are afraid of height not me i'm afraid of widths
i hate when my foot sleeps during the day because its gonna be up all night
i spilled spot remover on my dog and now he is gone
If you can have everything...where would you put it
Never date an over emotional german chick
