Bad News Everyone!

My cyst is coming close to being back in full force.
I had it lanced last summer and boy, let me tell you. Good luck finding something more painful than that.
It's nearly unbearable, I've been breaking into sweats here and there.

Anyways, I will probably be getting surgery soon which means more time on here. (:
And less time doing stupid shit.

Love you guys.

If you don't know what a cyst is, don't look it up... You're welcome.

It's all that anal friction your girlfriend has been having with you.

GAMEchief wrote:

It's all that anal friction your girlfriend has been having with you.

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Because she's the man of the relationship.

Does that mean its the friction of that strapon in his ass?

cyst is the word i hate the most
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I have a Ganglion cyst on the top side of each of my wrists. They're in the same spot on each one. Weird shit. Luckily they don't give me much problem. They get hurty when they swell up, but nothing to cry about - just to the point where I have to wear bracers or something.

Fuck cysts. I feel for you.

Ok, so when I did the google search for that there were three vagina diagrams visible without me even scrolling.

My sister had a cyst on here lower back. She gotten it taken out a while ago but it got infected.

No sir, this predates any girlfriend.
I had these issues before I had a girlfriend.

I need to lose weight.

Fat cysts?

GAMEchief wrote:

Fat cysts?

No, inactivity cyst.
Or so, I am told.

Hah. I've seen the ones coma patients get when they aren't rotated by nurses. That. Shit. Is. Fucked.

I have no clue how I don't have them.

TAKE A KNIFE AND FUCKING STAB IT OUT OF YOU PUSSYFAGGOT. Lol but in all seriousness that really sucks, hope you feel better soon. How long will you be in the hospital after surgery?

My girlfriend has a cyst in her sinus cavity, they're monitoring it to make sure it doesn't grow and if it does then they have to go in and do surgry. Pretty scary stuff.

GAMEchief wrote:

Hah. I've seen the ones coma patients get when they aren't rotated by nurses. That. Shit. Is. Fucked.

I have no clue how I don't have them.

Sure you dont mean bed sores?

Jenni wrote:

Sure you dont mean bed sores?

Don't those become cysts, such as what Ethan has?

Flareboy323 wrote:

TAKE A KNIFE AND FUCKING STAB IT OUT OF YOU PUSSYFAGGOT. Lol but in all seriousness that really sucks, hope you feel better soon. How long will you be in the hospital after surgery?

No idea, don't even know how the surgery goes down.
If it's as bad as I think, it might just be one day.

GAMEchief wrote:

Don't those become cysts, such as what Ethan has?

No?

C0FFINCASE wrote:

Ok, so when I did the google search for that there were three vagina diagrams visible without me even scrolling.

What the...

Jenni wrote:

No?

I think they do.

Bed sores are like the beginning of what happens if the muscle doesn't get stimulated.

My friend had a cyst on his toe last year. Ugliest thing ever.

I had a cyst right above my solar plexus.

Didn't know it was a cyst, popped it like a pimple.

that sounds awful

Ovary cysts run in my family. Its only a matter of time for me.

Kain wrote:

I had a cyst right above my solar plexus.

Didn't know it was a cyst, popped it like a pimple.

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It bled so much that it stained my best shirt ;-;

Am I the only one that fucking loves popping pimples?

It's like "Damn, that's disgusting shit, better pop it and make that shit go away" and then it will get way smaller and go away and stuff. Idk why, I just really like popping them, that relief feel after they're like empty or whatever lol