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I met a real-life version of a internet troll

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#1
I met a real-life version of a internet troll
He was 11, and it explained everything.

In other news, off to an interview at a 4:20/VHS shop right in town.
Fingahs crossed.
10 an hour, can't beat it. And the movie on the big screen above the counter is of my choice

Got the job
#2
What the fuck is a 4:20/VHS shop?
#3
Raivu wrote:
He was 11, and it explained everything.

In other news, off to an interview at a 4:20/VHS shop right in town.
Fingahs crossed.
10 an hour, can't beat it. And the movie on the big screen above the counter is of my choice


Just think of the movie V/H/S and cry. Hahaha.
That movie was so creepy, especially cause it was 5 in the morning and I had worked 6 hours that day so I was exhausted.
#4
Charles Stover wrote:
What the fuck is a 4:20/VHS shop?


A head shop that sells VHS tapes and DVDs

Head Shop: Store that sells pipes, tobacco, cigarettes, bongs, merchandise, etc.

VHS: Video Casette tapes / Movies in general
#5
Why would you define what a headshop or VHS are, as if I don't know.

Why the hell would someone think "You know what would go good in my headshop? VHS tapes." Who buys VHS tapes? Fucking nobody.
#6
Charles Stover wrote:
Why would you define what a headshop or VHS are, as if I don't know.

Why the hell would someone think "You know what would go good in my headshop? VHS tapes." Who buys VHS tapes? Fucking nobody.


lol, obviously because

Charles Stover wrote:
What the fuck is a 4:20/VHS shop?



They're a pretty high seller.
And they rock to watch when you're baked out of your skull

We do good enough business to get paid 10 an hour, so obviously it catches on.
Besides, we also have CDs and DVDs, and our VHS tapes sell just as well.
#7
I am willing to bet the vast majority of the income comes from the headshop part. They could add a "shit flavored ice cream" section that nobody uses and still pay their employees $10/hour.
#8
I was gonna ask if they reeked of semen and loneliness, but they were 11, so that's mildly inappropriate.
#9
Charles Stover wrote:
I am willing to bet the vast majority of the income comes from the headshop part. They could add a "shit flavored ice cream" section that nobody uses and still pay their employees $10/hour.


lol it's simple math, dude.

Smoking and Movies rock in general.
Smoking and Movies on VHS? That's a blast to the past.
That shit quality and the sound of a tape rewinding are great.

Besides, "being a 90s kid" is a fad now or some shit. VHS sells as well as "Reptar" hoodies to scene kids.


Also, it's Maine.
"Shit Flavored Ice Cream" would sell here, I'm sure.
We've already got Lobster Ice Cream, and that sells out more than Raspberry
#10
My mom works as a sort of a second-hand-shop manager, and she gets a metric shit ton of VHS tapes for free. No one buys them here. They just pile up. They literally fill up the side of an entire wall. Apparently this is a gold mine in Maine. It's doorstops here.
#11
Charles Stover wrote:
My mom works as a sort of a second-hand-shop manager, and she gets a metric shit ton of VHS tapes for free. No one buys them here. They just pile up. They literally fill up the side of an entire wall. Apparently this is a gold mine in Maine. It's doorstops here.


It happens when 95% of the community learned how a tape deck works just last year.
#12
Congrats on the job! There are points me and my friends will get blazed and watch vhs goosebumps tapes.
#13
Stormie wrote:
Congrats on the job! There are points me and my friends will get blazed and watch vhs goosebumps tapes.


omgogneioapnfeiapof enapfea where have you been?

Terror Tower
Haunted Mask
Stay out of the Basement

The best
#14
Haha the first one we watched was Terror Tower, we were pointing out all the parenting flaws.
Then Night of the Living Dummy which I am not embarrassed to say, still creeps me the fuck out.
#15
Stormie wrote:
Haha the first one we watched was Terror Tower, we were pointing out all the parenting flaws.
Then Night of the Living Dummy which I am not embarrassed to say, still creeps me the fuck out.


well yeah. If I walked out to the kitchen for ice cream and saw dummies hanging everywhere, I'd shit myself