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First full shit in a week

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#1
First full shit in a week
11-9, it was brutal.
I have to say I had a lot more confidence going into work today than I do now.
I am fucking exhausted.

Anyways, what have you guys been up to?
How was everybody's weekend?

Anything interesting or bizarre happen to you?


How I felt going into work:


After work:
#2
So I changed the topic title before I even opened the thread, and I must say the opening paragraph made me guffaw.
#3
Lol
#4
lol I was wondering
#5
Hahahaha the new title made this topic hilarious
#6
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
#7
Well, that title got me excited, and now I feel let down.
#8
Gotta a big beard! Take big shits like Rick Ross.
#9
I know the feeling man. I've been stuck with pebble shits all week too. Oh how I long to sit and enjoy a nice full, long shit.
#10
Smithno13 wrote:
I know the feeling man. I've been stuck with pebble shits all week too. Oh how I long to sit and enjoy a nice full, long shit.


>Read the title
>didn't read what's inside
#11
Ethan wrote:
>Read the title
>didn't read what's inside


>read what's inside
>still felt like making a poop joke.
#12
Smithno13 wrote:
>read what's inside
>still felt like making a poop joke.


It's all gravy!
#13
Ethan wrote:
It's all gravy!

No, he said his shits were full.
#14
Charles Stover wrote:
No, he said his shits were full.


Gravy was just my substitute word for good. (:
#15
Ethan wrote:
Gravy was just my substitute word for good. (:

I know. I was being clever.

whisper:
God.
#16
Charles Stover wrote:
I know. I was being clever.

whisper:
God.


Sorry! I just noticed that whisper thing though.

whisper:
sex in the air...
#17
Lol, poop.
#18
Ethan wrote:
Sorry! I just noticed that whisper thing though.

whisper:
sex in the air...

I added it just for that post.
#19
Charles Stover wrote:
I added it just for that post.


You should keep it, it adds to the intensity!
#20
Why would I not keep it?

I also added a totally badass new BB code that I'm super psyched about because of how impossible it is supposed to be to implement, but it's absusable, so I'm thinking of only putting it in my signature where nobody would be able to know what the code is.

Also am totally open to other codes if anyone can think of any that need to be done.
#21
Charles Stover wrote:
Why would I not keep it?

I also added a totally badass new BB code that I'm super psyched about because of how impossible it is supposed to be to implement, but it's absusable, so I'm thinking of only putting it in my signature where nobody would be able to know what the code is.

Also am totally open to other codes if anyone can think of any that need to be done.


big bold all capitalized letters
That would be fun!
#22
Or... would it be dumb?
#23
LOVE JESUS

whisper:
or else you will die...
#24
whisper:
so what other new BBCode is there?
#25
Flareboy323 wrote:
whisper:
so what other new BBCode is there?

None yet.
#26
Charles Stover wrote:
None yet.


make this happen[./sarcasm]
#27
Why do you keep putting those dumb periods in your close tags?
#28
Charles Stover wrote:
Why do you keep putting those dumb periods in your close tags?


Because they remind me that I am human. (:
#29
Well if you can describe what sarcasm looks like, I can make it.
#30
Yeah, you lost me on that one.
I have no idea what it would look like.
#31
Oh, cause we totally don't have a way to show sarcasm
Absolutely no way at all.