2013 Goals!?

Getting laid is my top priority.
2 year dry spell, I am not having any more of that shit.

Anyways, I have many more goals.
Extreme fitness plan, lose 40-50 pounds.
Dunk on a 10foot rim, cause basketball is cool.
Get into ISU(illinois state university), which I've already been accepted, just gotta make it there.

and a few other personal things.

HOW BOUT YOU!?

except for The Unintelligible. No one cares.

too early for a bump

Ethan wrote:

too early for a bump

lol .

My only goal is not to die.

Fuck bitches, and chew bubble gum.

To close the door while i take a shit.

Skrillex wrote:

Fuck bitches, and chew bubble gum.

And I'm all out of bubble gum.

Anyway, on-topic:

Actually do some hands-on hacking, instead of just mastering it in the books.
Don't get arrested.
Start doing bug finding for Zero Day Initiative to make some money.
Improve reverse-engineering skills

Flareboy323 wrote:

And I'm all out of bubble gum.

Anyway, on-topic:

Actually do some hands-on hacking, instead of just mastering it in the books.
Don't get arrested.
Start doing bug finding for Zero Day Initiative to make some money.
Improve reverse-engineering skills

define mastering

Isonyx wrote:

define mastering

mas·ter
[mas-ter, mah-ster]
noun
1. a person with the ability or power to use, control, or dispose of something: a master of six languages; to be master of one's fate.
2. an owner of a slave, animal, etc.
3. an employer of workers or servants.
4. the male head of a household.

Haha but in all seriousness:

I read lots of books on computer security and different techniques like that, and know a TON about them. I'm like a hacking encyclopedia. I could tell you the process of metasploiting into a computer, or doing virii analysis, but that's the problem: I can TELL you all I want, but I never get a chance to use or prove my skills in the real world, because let's face it: All of the examples in books are dumb. "Let's say we have this server here with this vulnerable version of SMTP" But in the real world, it's extremely hard to find a server in a network that HAS a vulnerable version of SMTP. Stuff like that.

LG Related:
Become more active on the forums and contribute more.

IRL:
Start focusing on school and doing more homework.

Ethan wrote:

Getting laid is my top priority.

so alpha bro

2 year dry spell, I am not having any more of that shit.

Ouch. But I think it's totally fair to do half your last relationship without sex without it counting against your man card.

GAMEchief wrote:

so alpha bro
Ouch. But I think it's totally fair to do half your last relationship without sex without it counting against your man card.

So you mean that I have 4 months to find me a lady to get it in with?
Or am I just reading that in a weird way.

Ethan wrote:

So you mean that I have 4 months to find me a lady to get it in with?
Or am I just reading that in a weird way.

If you've been out of a relationship for 2 years and have four months left, that'd mean you were in a 4 year 8 month relationship.
If you were in an 8 month relationship, that means you are 1 year 8 months behind schedule.

ya bish wrote:

LG Related:
Become more active on the forums and contribute more.

Why even bother? This site is full of members like Ethan/Taz and has nothing to offer. I tried, but it's honestly not really worth it lol. There's a handful of cool members like Artificial, Raivu, COFFINCASE, etc. But the benefit to it is outweighed by the non-beneficial. Vastly.

ya bish wrote:

IRL:
Start focusing on school and doing more homework.

This is a nice goal. Procrastination sucks. For real.

The Unintelligible wrote:

Why even bother? This site is full of members like Ethan/Taz and has nothing to offer. I tried, but it's honestly not really worth it lol. There's a handful of cool members like Artificial, Raivu, COFFINCASE, etc. But the benefit to it is outweighed by the non-beneficial. Vastly.



This is a nice goal. Procrastination sucks. For real.

I've never seen you offer a damn thing but trolling everyone who posts here.

Ethan wrote:

I've never seen you offer a damn thing but trolling everyone who posts here.

I've offered substance in my content, which in turns contributes to discussions and the activity of the forum. I've offered content in the Programming section (more insight). And occasionally programs.

Currently there isn't much I can do as I don't have access to a personal computer right now and staff like Artificial is gone. You can't help something that can't help itself. Maybe I'd be an active programmer or something if I had a computer and this site actually had activity. Sadly neither is the case here.

The Unintelligible wrote:

I've offered substance in my content, which in turns contributes to discussions and the activity of the forum. I've offered content in the Programming section (more insight). And occasionally programs.

Currently there isn't much I can do as I don't have access to a personal computer right now and staff like Artificial is gone. You can't help something that can't help itself. Maybe I'd be an active programmer or something if I had a computer and this site actually had activity. Sadly neither is the case here.

I used to write guides just for LG but then I stopped playing those games.
Eventually everything became updated and my guides became irrelevant so I took them down.
Now that I only play FPS games, there's not much to write about.

Ethan wrote:

I've never seen you offer a damn thing but trolling everyone who posts here.

I for one admire how much he's willing to make himself look like an idiot for our amusement.

Nothing. Setting the bar preeety high there.

To have alot of swag and work at mcdonalds.

Mota wrote:

To have alot of swag and work at mcdonalds.

. . .

GAMEchief wrote:

. . .

Google Docs now corrects "a lot" to "alot" for some fucktarded reason. It happened to me more than a few times while using it in the past few days. I think they have some type of Artificial Intelligence auto correct system that, after being supplied with a base dictionary, learns newer terms from user's constantly typed terms. Like, if a lot of people type "Microsoft" without correcting it to some other word, or if they "Add it to their dictionary" (I don't know if that's even possible on Google Docs) or whatever, it's probably added to the auto correct's dictionary.

This is all based on my theory that google developers AREN'T retarded enough to actually add 'alot' to it's dictionary.