Broke my hand.
Due to my competitiveness in the sport of basketball, I managed to fracture my hand while playing basketball.
Let's not get into the details, but this sucks really bad.
No more masturbates for you.
Good thing I got one more stiffy off last night, inb4. (;
LMAO
Learn to jack it with your other hand.
I'm guessing that you fell over and landed on your hand.
No, it was an accidental injury while playing basketball!
>has lots of muscles in dominant hand
>normally jacks off with it
>breaks hand
>starts to use other hand
>builds up a lot of muscle in that one too
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