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Break up with girlfriend, she gets pissed, make casual conversation

1.1k views · started by Kain ·
#1
Break up with girlfriend, she gets pissed, make casual conversation
[somehow it makes her more pissed]
#2
Women are very strange creatures Kain. Not all of them act a like. Fortunately I have hung out with men for far too long >_>
#3
Obvious solution is to sex her.
Angry sex is great.
#4
My penis is not long enough to sex North Dakota people.
#5
When I caught my last ex cheating on me, I walked over to the guy, ken, who she was cheating on me with and kissed him on the mouth and walked away.
She felt cheated
He felt disgusted (And he didn't know who I was)

So I hung outside for a minute and heard him try to explain to her that he's not gay and he didn't "know that guy" and she was trying to explain to him that I was her boyfriend and that alone destroyed everything they had.

That's the best tactic I found to work.
#6
Raivu wrote:
When I caught my last ex cheating on me, I walked over to the guy, ken, who she was cheating on me with and kissed him on the mouth and walked away.
She felt cheated
He felt disgusted (And he didn't know who I was)

So I hung outside for a minute and heard him try to explain to her that he's not gay and he didn't "know that guy" and she was trying to explain to him that I was her boyfriend and that alone destroyed everything they had.

That's the best tactic I found to work.


O.o what the fuck...
#7
Raivu: Straight gangsta'
#8
Raivu wrote:
When I caught my last ex cheating on me, I walked over to the guy, ken, who she was cheating on me with and kissed him on the mouth and walked away.
She felt cheated
He felt disgusted (And he didn't know who I was)

So I hung outside for a minute and heard him try to explain to her that he's not gay and he didn't "know that guy" and she was trying to explain to him that I was her boyfriend and that alone destroyed everything they had.

That's the best tactic I found to work.


That is now my default action in a cheating situation
#9
Your brain is a beautiful thing.

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#10
@Raivu ahha you have balls man your post made me laugh and that was pretty smart of you
#11
Alexx wrote:
@Raivu ahha you have balls man your post made me laugh and that was pretty smart of you


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