How to fuck up a new job.

Got a call this morning from a guy who was wanting to hire me for some shit while I was asleep, answered the phone, mumbled gargled words into the phone, NO clue whats going on, Then wokeup about 5 hours later, realizing it wasn't a dream (Caller ID) Called back

First question asked "Yeah ill need to know the name of the person who called you"

/fml

Oh wow. So you might or might not get the job. Lul. Ya whenever i am woken in the middle of the night, I mumble or say random stuff.

I don't say anything when that shit happens. I ignore it. No call is more important than my beauty rest.