Lol at Volcom.

At 8th grade graduation, my friend constructed an outfit made entirely out of volcom brand clothing. I said "why dont you just buy a volcom suit" he said, "they dont make them".

BAM, I would buy this if it were in the style of a tuxedo. Volcom Dapper Suit Black - Zappos.com Free Shipping BOTH Ways

LOL. That, my friend, is freaking awesome. GET HIM TO WEAR IT AND TAKE PICS.