So....

What's been going on?

noting much bro

Monster got the boot from Programming Trainee.
Other than that, nothing interesting.

I raped metaplode and crashed their servers with my cock.

That guy is hardcore. ^

Yeah, semen seems to screw most electronics over.

Funny memory. One of my friends prank called Microsoft and went on to tell the man how he came on his motherboard and he was at a loss for words because he thought he was serious.
Super funny shit there. xD

I've just won £5 on a scratchcard

You... Are a badass.

Louphoria wrote:

I've just won £5 on a scratchcard

£5?!?!
We can elope now!

I KNOW RIIIIGHT.

It's my lucky day. You'lll alll say sorry when I win tonight's lottery jackpot.

I shat a sun.

Aleena wrote:

I shat a sun.

You're like Nyan Cat but with sunbeams.

I almost flipped out today.
Shopping is aggravating.