Bleh I don't think I'm normal :(

I had to hold in my shit all day because I didn't have wet wipes at work. Anyone else hate using that dry paper that doesn't actually eliminate any of the shit germs and use wet wipes instead? I figure if it's good enough for our babies, it should be good enough for us too. Besides, dat feel after wiping it with wet wipes= <3

Lmao I don't really get it but my boyfriend likes them.

Wanna buy your street address?

CL0V3R wrote:

Lmao I don't really get it but my boyfriend likes them.

Way I see it, a cleaner taint=no need to paint. (bleaching your assholes lul).

My ass could be gay if I wanted it to be. It's huge and firm as fuck and has a clean hole. Fuck yall.

Iunno I'm just anal about my anus. Zing.

I dont get it either. All of those "Shit germs" Are created inside of your body, The only time you should be concerned about clenliness enough to use wetwipes is when you havent taken a bath for like a week, or just got a rimjob from someone who doesnt brush their teeth.

Torian wrote:

Way I see it, a cleaner taint=no need to paint. (bleaching your assholes lul).

My ass could be gay if I wanted it to be. It's huge and firm as fuck and has a clean hole. Fuck yall.

Iunno I'm just anal about my anus. Zing.

this thread is now about tori's asshole

Aleena wrote:

I dont get it either. All of those "Shit germs" Are created inside of your body, The only time you should be concerned about clenliness enough to use wetwipes is when you havent taken a bath for like a week, or just got a rimjob from someone who doesnt brush their teeth.

Honestly if I ever felt someone's tongue up my ass, I'd turn around and punch them in their face reflexively. Fuck that shit, not literally though please. ;_;

Torian wrote:

Honestly if I ever felt someone's tongue up my ass, I'd turn around and punch them in their face reflexively. Fuck that shit, not literally though please. ;_;

Well I was just using that as an example since the human mouth is one of the most bacteria filled things on the entire planet.
Really anything up your ass could kill you if you didnt disinfect it, Seeing as normal bacteria is broken down by your stomach, liver, and kidneys, where as it goes up the poop shoot, and bypasses those organs, Well, Lets just say you will be one ill motherfucker, if not dead depending on the bacteria.

THE MOAR YOU KNOW!

Hm, a challenge, to see if ATM infects me or not. I ACCEPT! Let the ass sucking commence!

Torian wrote:

Hm, a challenge, to see if ATM infects me or not. I ACCEPT! Let the ass sucking commence!

Your going to attempt to put an atm in your anus?....
God speed you insane son-of-a-bitch.

C0FFINCASE wrote:

I actually enjoyed that group's voices.

I know what you mean Torian. Baby wipes stop itchy ass.

Souleater wrote:

I know what you mean Torian. Baby wipes stop itchy ass.

Wax the hair

Baby wipes are a soldier's best friend/

You torian, are a liar.
I see you have 7.2 hours of duke nukem forever when you said you cancelled your preorder.

Torian wrote:

Baby wipes are a soldier's best friend/

inb4 marine=/=soldier rage