Lol

My wife has worked as a magician's assistant for years now. I think she has picked up a few tricks.
I came home from work early today and she was in the bedroom. She said, "Abracadabra!" and my workmate, Dave, came out of the wardrobe, stark naked!
Poor bastard must have wondered what the fuck was going on.

Just hilarious.
Just kidding.

Illusion. A trick is something a whore does for money...
...or candy

wut.....this has no context

wow....is your wife allergic to water? She may very well be a witch.

Trikaflo wrote:

wow....is your wife allergic to water? She may very well be a witch.

I'm not gonna say anything.

That was almost gunny. Just not at all.

So she's a tramp that cheats? What's new? Not worth of lol.

Supra wrote:

So she's a tramp that cheats? What's new? Not worth of lol.

This, taking what i'm going to say and shit!!