God damn Vampires!

I went to get a check up today and it was horrible. First they made me take off my clothes and wear a stupid backwards robe. Then they sent me to the lab to get blood work done, they took 8 vials of blood from me. I hate Doctors.

That doesn't technically make them vampires.

The title doesn't make much sense. This is true.

Meh that's really all they did other than ask questions. Plus I was being sarcastic. Maybe sarcasm isn't very easy to get when it's typed lol

Last physical: "Turn your head and cough. Good. Now if you'll just turn around and bend over we'll check your prostate."
I don't want to bloody well hear it boy.

C0FFINCASE wrote:

Last physical: "Turn your head and cough. Good. Now if you'll just turn around and bend over we'll check your prostate."
I don't want to bloody well hear it boy.

huh? I don't get it lol

In case you guys didn't know, 'Vampire' is the nickname for Phlebotomists.
Phlebotomists job is to take your blood.
Usually just that.

C0FFINCASE wrote:

Last physical: "Turn your head and cough. Good. Now if you'll just turn around and bend over we'll check your prostate."
I don't want to bloody well hear it boy.

Ouch. My last physical resulted in me having blood taken, a doc putting a needle into my ass cheek so I couldn't sit for a week, and about another 35 needles being stuck into my arm. Not as bad as a finger in the ass but not pleasant.