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Im in a pickle, advice nao

895 views · started by Martin ·
#1
Im in a pickle, advice nao
>Girl I like knows i right songs and poetry
>Wants to read them.
>The ones in my possession are about her
>Now am in pickle.
>Wants a pickle no homo
>Dunno what do

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


WHAT DO?
#2
Oh shit, that is maaad. Did you put her name in the Poetry and/or songs?
#3
Make new poetry and give them to her?
I doubt your really in a pickle.
#4
Drakonid wrote:
Listen well kid, and follow these steps:
-Don't call
-Tomorrow, wait for her to leave her house(hide in the bushes)
-K.O. her with a chloroform soaked cloth
-Take to hideout
-Rape
-Kill
-Rape
-Burn
-Rape
-Throw the body to the river
-Burn any other remaining evidence

My guide to treating with women
#5
Drakonid wrote:
My guide to treating with women


psycho .
#6
Drakonid wrote:
My guide to treating with women


This will be my plan A
#7
Plan B: Man up.
#8
Kain wrote:
Plan B: Man up.

sounds alot better than drakonids plan. :P
#9
No it doesn't.
If it did, it would be plan A.
#10
You could just take her name out and add in "woman" or "girl" or "my love" or something. Its not that hard. and it will save time.
#11
Drakonid wrote:
No it doesn't.
If it did, it would be plan A.


I couldn't live with myself if I did your plan...