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Merry Freaking Christmas

980 views · started by La Vie Cruelle ·
#1
Merry Freaking Christmas
Merry Freaking Christmas to all you sorry little saps. Hope you get that damn dildo or whatever you've always wanted from that Jolly fat perv. Happy motherfucking holidays, and a happy fucking new pitiful year.

/endlavietryingtobenice
#2
<3 thank you
#3
That was....
Interesting...
LOl
Merry Christmas to u as well
#4
Merry Christmas to you too. ;)
#6
MattSmith wrote:
<3 thank you

If it wasn't for your avatar, I wouldn't have a clue of who you were.
#7
La Vie Cruelle wrote:
If it wasn't for your avatar, I wouldn't have a clue of who you were.
lol yea. Got name changed twice in last 6 months.. Figured id stick with my real name.
#8
Well off to clean up for tomorrow. 3 little puppies destroyed the living room <333

sidenote:


Funny part: more on the other side of the living room because we ran out of space there.
#9
Merry Christmas to you too. I hope you get "that damn dildo or whatever you've always wanted from that Jolly fat perv" as well.
#10
I got the jolly fat perv instead :|

#12
Does that have any sexual innuendo?
#13
No .
#14
Oh well.
#15
La Vie Cruelle wrote:
No .


Lies.

WAR IS OVER IF YOUR WANT IT
#16
yeaaaa its christmas heer now :D
#17
C0FFINCASE wrote:
Lies.

WAR IS OVER IF YOUR WANT IT

SHHHHHHHHHHHH.. he doesn't need to know that!!
#18
Its funny cause I'm not sure what part you're talking about.
So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
#19
Oh, but you do.
#20
Drakonid wrote:
Oh, but you do.


Well then Garry Chrimble and Many Rudolph to you.
#21
Time to brine some Cornish hens in some freaking buttermilk. Fuck yea.
#22
I want to kill a elf...
#23
December wrote:
I want to kill a elf...


Then why haven't you shot yourself yet?
#24
La Vie Cruelle wrote:

Then why haven't you shot yourself yet?


To be an elf, you have to be as ugly as you are, and well... i just don't qualify for that as much as you do. I think i should shot you :)
#25
Elves are cool...
expect for being little...
#26
Drakonid wrote:
Elfs are cool...
expect for being little...


How? lol. Exlpain
#27
Elves are like people, but with magical powers and smaller, how can that be bad?
#28
You look like this
#29
okay, well i still want to see if magical dust will fall out instead of blood
#30
December wrote:
To be an elf, you have to be as ugly as you are, and well... i just don't qualify for that as much as you do. I think i should shot you :)


If by ugly, you mean able to seduce all men, and by shoot, you mean I rape coffin. Then yes, Yes, Shoot me.
#31
La Vie Cruelle wrote:
If by ugly, you mean able to seduce all men, and by shoot, you mean I rape coffin. Then yes, Yes, Shoot me.


Please do mate.
#32
C0FFINCASE wrote:
Please do mate.

Oh mai <3
#33
La Vie Cruelle wrote:
Oh mai <3


Though technically its less rape and more of consensual surprise sex
#34
I saw this and was like
"D'aww how nice."

but den I was like.

"D'aww how nice."

srs.
#35
C0FFINCASE wrote:
Though technically its less rape and more of consensual surprise sex


I don't know if you can even call it a surprise.