I love stupid people on Omegle
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 186/alien/Cthulu's lair
Stranger: what do u mean?
Stranger: ur a alien?
You: im an ancient alien trapped in the lair of the Dark King Cthulu
Stranger: really?!
You: the Dark Lord wishes you a fiery death, and a merry christmas
cthulu is the BP oil spill monster from south park.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 12/f/Vegas
You: u
Stranger: 13 m los angeles
You: oh c00l
Stranger: so wat ur name
You: Michael
Stranger: how is ur name micheal if ur female
You: same reason why i have a penis.
Stranger: blown urself up bigtime ya f-ing nonce
Stranger: ur wired then
Stranger: in other words strap on
Did you save the link?
Were there horses?
Stranger: lookn for femal wit a skype
You: k.
You: 16/f/ny
Stranger: 16 male kentucky
You: eat my ass hole
Stranger: no thank u
You: k
Stranger: do u have boobs
You: nope
You: i havea penis
Stranger: cuz yur a bitch