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Dear Robert,

We have received your application for the position of Customer Service Representative - removed address

After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that you have not been selected for this position.

We will retain your information in our database and may inform you of job openings that match your profile if you selected this option.

We thank you for your interest in Domino's Pizza and wish you all the best in your career.

As a thank you for applying, we'd like to offer you a free order of CinnaStix with your next Domino's Pizza online order, click here!

Regards,
Domino's Pizza Selection Team

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Well, there's always a good side to everything:
At least you DID get a free order of CinnaStix! :]

But Domino's Pizza?
Isn't that like... extremely hard to get in to?
I'm sure LOTS of people are trying to get in just as yourself, it being such a popular place, no?

And at the very end, as they say: better luck next time. :]

I love how official Domio's tried sounding.

If you read 'n interpret the title in a different fashion...

Domino's Pizza Selection Team

You'll get something like this...

Domino's Pizza Selection Team

Trying being serious with a name like that, ha! :]