Cl0v3r

Your a cat ?

Yes. Yes I am.
I go, MEEEEOOOWW MOTHA FUCKA, MEEEOOOW.
Then run under people's feet in order to trip them because I think that means I will some how get my food faster.

Well this is real cute.

CL0V3R wrote:

Yes. Yes I am.
I go, MEEEEOOOWW MOTHA FUCKA, MEEEOOOW.
Then run under people's feet in order to trip them because I think that means I will some how get my food faster.

Thats Fucking BADASS.
i hate when my cat does that ><

gangsta omlett wrote:

Thats Fucking BADASS.
i hate when my cat does that ><

My cat does that too.
I'm like kitty what the fuck are you thinking? If you break my neck I can't feed you bitch. D:<

CL0V3R wrote:

My cat does that too.
I'm like kitty what the fuck are you thinking? If you break my neck I can't feed you bitch. D:<

exactly, as soon as my cat heres the big bag of food, it goes around my legs and practicly lays on top of the bowl while food gets poured on top of her ><

gangsta omlett wrote:

exactly, as soon as my cat heres the big bag of food, it goes around my legs and practicly lays on top of the bowl while food gets poured on top of her ><

Cat's are so silly/dumb but I love them anyways. D:

there so cute and soft... and sometimes fluffeh

gangsta omlett wrote:

there so cute and soft... and sometimes fluffeh

And sometimes they make you happy when you has a sad. C:

CL0V3R wrote:

And sometimes they make you happy when you has a sad. C:

and make you warm when u has a cold C;

gangsta omlett wrote:

and make you warm when u has a cold C;

This is true! And they lower your blood pressure, supposedly.

CL0V3R wrote:

This is true! And they lower your blood pressure, supposedly.

no wai, ._.

That's why I have one BADDASS DOG. It's not only 10x bigger then a cat, your children can ride it! It's the SHIT. It will bite your ass if you get near it's steak mo'fucka. He will fuck your shit up. Life is so much better with a fucking DOG. I MEAN, COME ON. HE'S GOT A FUCKING COOL ASS EAR THING.

~Fluxo

fluxo wrote:

That's why I have one BADDASS DOG. It's not only 10x bigger then a cat, your children can ride it! It's the SHIT. It will bite your ass if you get near it's steak mo'fucka. He will fuck your shit up. Life is so much better with a fucking DOG. I MEAN, COME ON. HE'S GOT A FUCKING COOL ASS EAR THING.

~Fluxo

That's hard core bro.

Fo' real.
And it can fetch shit. Not just balls, anything you throw!

Sticks?
NO PROBLEM!
Frisbee?
NO PROBLEM!
Human Arms?
NO PROBLEM!
Laptop?
NO PROBLEM!
Christmas Tree?
NO PROBLEM!

Plus it'll eat anything! I just gave my dog a fucking peanut butter and brocolli muffin. What did it do? EAT THAT SHIT.

~Fluxo

This is often why I starve my cats. It teaches them discipline and self control.