If you was sent to jail, what would you do with your time?
So yeah, just collecting ideas just in case. Me? I'd take up another language.
Learn how to be a better criminal.
Carve a hold in the wall out of a plastic spoon. xD
Would you be in jail in Africa F*ck?
Make people my bitch then whore them out for cigs and other merchandise.
Grow out, and sharpen, my fingernails.
Never get fucked with again.
Same, I'd take up another language, and depending on the time I have to serve I'd take up a couple more languages.
Learn more languages, brush up on politics and shit.