I went outside.

And remembered why I stay inside.

Fucking hot as hell.
I was sweating bullets the whole time.

And then my friend took my phone to talk to her boyfriend, and started crying cause she thinks he's gonna dump her.

TL;DR: Staying inside forever.

Lul Ima take your advice to stay inside forever : D

I just got back from ye' ol cottage. It was nice to be outside.