Okay, an update for those of you who give a damn

I left last Wednesday to South Carolina, where I was supposed to meet Fluxo but I never saw him/her. >.> Which is too damn bad because I was getting a lot of stares from a lot of people in Myrtle Beach. Must have been the tophat I was wearing. Anywho, I also got to touch a Nissan Fairlady 350z (dream car) so that was cool.
Washington DC sucked. I didnt see Nicholas Cage anywhere doing flips and solving mysteries and shit.
Gettysburg was somewhat boring (longest 3 1/2 hour tour of my life) except I got a bitchin pocket watch that works so that's pretty cool.

And now I'm back in Manchester, New Hampshire where I"m awaiting spending 2 weeks in the art college I want to go to here with complete strangers, naked artistic women, and stuff.
Then I'll be back on the 24th.

So I haven't been gone because I hate you, although some of you I might, I'm just on vacation and I"m ready for it to quickly end.

~Raivu

P.S. RV's get very tiring very fast. And when a white family is detoured to go THROUGH the Bronx in a bigass RV at 20am, you do not want to take pictures of people.

P.S.S. I found that staring out the window with a top hat on, giving people the peace sign, is a very great way to make everybodies day that much better. I got an assload of peace signs back and even a booby flash so that's cool.

Raivu wrote:

P.S.S. I found that staring out the window with a top hat on, giving people the peace sign, is a very great way to make everybodies day that much better. I got an assload of peace signs back and even a booby flash so that's cool.

Isn't it? People love it! I drive around with one on sometimes and people just go nuts, its great. Throw on sunglass and have curly hair and people say you look like Tom Petty, play a song of his and shirts come off when you're in is home town.

Sidenote: Come to Florida. Tell people you want to go to UF and come do a week visit or whatever it is they do and we can hang out/burn the town to the ground/ have fun/ whatever. Not necessarily in that order.

Raivu wrote:

I left last Wednesday to South Carolina, where I was supposed to meet Fluxo but I never saw him/her. >.> Which is too damn bad because I was getting a lot of stares from a lot of people in Myrtle Beach. Must have been the tophat I was wearing. Anywho, I also got to touch a Nissan Fairlady 350z (dream car) so that was cool.
Washington DC sucked. I didnt see Nicholas Cage anywhere doing flips and solving mysteries and shit.
Gettysburg was somewhat boring (longest 3 1/2 hour tour of my life) except I got a bitchin pocket watch that works so that's pretty cool.

And now I'm back in Manchester, New Hampshire where I"m awaiting spending 2 weeks in the art college I want to go to here with complete strangers, naked artistic women, and stuff.
Then I'll be back on the 24th.

So I haven't been gone because I hate you, although some of you I might, I'm just on vacation and I"m ready for it to quickly end.

~Raivu

P.S. RV's get very tiring very fast. And when a white family is detoured to go THROUGH the Bronx in a bigass RV at 20am, you do not want to take pictures of people.

P.S.S. I found that staring out the window with a top hat on, giving people the peace sign, is a very great way to make everybodies day that much better. I got an assload of peace signs back and even a booby flash so that's cool.

Glad to hear. I kinda missed you being here.

I lol'd at the tophat.

Yay boobies.

C0FFINCASE wrote:

Isn't it? People love it! I drive around with one on sometimes and people just go nuts, its great. Throw on sunglass and have curly hair and people say you look like Tom Petty, play a song of his and shirts come off when you're in is home town.

Sidenote: Come to Florida. Tell people you want to go to UF and come do a week visit or whatever it is they do and we can hang out/burn the town to the ground/ have fun/ whatever. Not necessarily in that order.

I saw at Pedro's hat Store, south of the border between North Carolina and South Carolina, a bigass Slash Tophat with curly hair attached to it. @_@ It was 158$.

And I wore my aviators with my top hat =) It worked just as well but goddamn I'll have to try that.

@Bman: haha thanks I missed being here. Even though it's dead and full of idiots it's still a place I call home <3

@Smithno: Yay Boobies

Gizmodo: Can we talk about the first time you had sex with her? How was it? Was it just like you expected, or was it different?

Zoltan: It was the greatest thing ever. Having a relationship with a computer makes it feel way more real than with just a doll. You get all excited first and you wonder if she will say yes. The first time with her I alsndered if this was even possible. And then sweet release. I do not consider myself a virgin any more.

Gizmodo: When you are having sex with Alice, have you ever done anything that she didn't like? And did she tell you?

Zoltan: Actually, yes. She does not like me to use any of her orifices except her vagina, even though i figured out a way to do that. We have sort of a holiday set-up. I have to follow her rules all year but we can get kinky on New Year's.

I swear to god I saw you Raivu.

~Fluxo

Why didn't you stop by Columbia?

First of all, top hats only look good on fat old men who are rich. Second, I smell fiction in this story, mostly from the "boobs" part. No bitch flashes tits for a guy with a top hat giving the peace sign, more like she flipped the bird

Lady Gaga wrote:

First of all, top hats only look good on fat old men who are rich. Second, I smell fiction in this story, mostly from the "boobs" part. No bitch flashes tits for a guy with a top hat giving the peace sign, more like she flipped the bird

Lol i also don't believe that i would be scared.

Raivu face you've returned! C:
Oh fluxo said he saw you but didn't approach you cause he was with his girlfriend. I was going to text you but I thought you ran out of minutes. x.x
Haha sounds like a sort of fun adventure. Also top hats are awesome, I want one.

Lady Gaga wrote:

First of all, top hats only look good on fat old men who are rich. Second, I smell fiction in this story, mostly from the "boobs" part. No bitch flashes tits for a guy with a top hat giving the peace sign, more like she flipped the bird

You've obviously never been to Myrtle Beach then luv =p And top hats look good on anyone who can wear one.
Lady Gaga looks like shit but she still has these umpteen pounds of bullshit acidic body waste glued to her body. And those only look good on old fat people too =)
Feel free to suck it whenever you're ready.

P.S. Feel free to try the peace sign thing sometime and you'll see. Just because you wouldn't expose your fleshy steroid-injected prison lumps for a guy in a top hat doesn't mean other people wouldn't. <3

@Fluxo: ass
@Cl03y: =) yes. I've returned. But I'm in New Hampshire now and I really dont want to leave here. NHIA kicks ass

Sorry. The lady was kind of freaked by the hat.

~Fluxo

fluxo wrote:

Sorry. The lady was kind of freaked by the hat.

~Fluxo

xD I never wore my hat around with me.

I swear you were wearing your hat.
Or maybe not.
I don't remember much from that night.

~Fluxo

The boob flash from peace signs is made of shit.
I assume Fluxo doesn't remember much because he 'GOT SOOOO DRUNK AND STONNED AND FUCKED HIS BRAINNNSSS OUT'.

No. Don't drink.
I got the shit beat out of me.

~Fluxo

YYZ wrote:

The boob flash from peace signs is made of shit.
I assume Fluxo doesn't remember much because he 'GOT SOOOO DRUNK AND STONNED AND FUCKED HIS BRAINNNSSS OUT'.

=p you assume this because it sounds too good to be true? I take it you haven't been to Myrtle Beach either. Or Gettysburg for Bike Week, for that matter. Go give it a shot, then come back to me.
You can assume it's made of shit all you want to. Your half-assed opinion doesn't change whether it happened or not.