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11 Apr 2010, 4:09 AM#1

Baby

My lady gives birth today
I run to her room right away
She smiles with glee, and hands her to me
I look at my newborn and say

Damn that's an ugly baby
Damn that's an ugly ass baby
I'm feeling quite concerned
My semen must have turned
'Cause damn that's an ugly baby

I can't believe this came from me
I think her mom did too much LSD
she's skinny like a twig
at least her nuts are big
but the placenta is cuter than she

Damn that's an ugly baby
God damn that's an ugly ass baby
I can't take her home today
She'll scare the dog away
'cause damn that's an ugly baby

And when she smiles I find
Shane MacGowan comes to mind
It makes me want to cry
When I look into her good eye
I always wanted kids
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS?
Then the doctor calls me in
Mr. Lynch she has a twin

Damn that's a good-lookin' baby
One for two on the good lookin' babies
I almost start to weep
Now this one we can keep
cause that was an ugly ass...

Damn that's an ugly baby
She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
And thank god just one nose, but it's on her left thigh
Now doctor I am asking you guy to guy
Would a really really really late term abortion still fly?
Oh no, not me!
I don't want no ugly baby!
I said damn that's an ugly ass baby
Damn that's an ugly ass baby...

11 Apr 2010, 4:09 AM#2

Thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura

11 Apr 2010, 4:10 AM#3

What he^ said.

11 Apr 2010, 4:32 AM#4

Kewl man Thumbs up

11 Apr 2010, 4:38 AM#5

Lame. Entirely Lame.

11 Apr 2010, 4:39 AM#6

Azrael wrote:
Lame. Entirely Lame.

How is that lame?

11 Apr 2010, 4:42 AM#7

Flare wrote:
How is that lame?

Because SN is lame therefore, everything he posts is lame

11 Apr 2010, 4:45 AM#8

Ɯɛℓℓ Ѳκ ι ƨтιℓℓ ℓικɛ ιт тнσʋɢн мʏ Ѳριиισи

11 Apr 2010, 4:46 AM#9

Flare wrote:
Ɯɛℓℓ Ѳκ ι ƨтιℓℓ ℓικɛ ιт тнσʋɢн мʏ Ѳριиισи

Your opinion is wrong.

11 Apr 2010, 4:48 AM#10

Ɩ ∂σит cαяɛ ωнαт ʏσʋ ƨαʏ вʋт мʏ Ѳριиισи ιƨ мʏ σριиισи Ѳριиισиƨ αяɛ иɛʌɛя ωяσиɢ αяɛ ƨтʋρι∂

11 Apr 2010, 4:50 AM#11

Flare wrote:
Ɩ ∂σит cαяɛ ωнαт ʏσʋ ƨαʏ вʋт мʏ Ѳριиισи ιƨ мʏ σριиισи Ѳριиισиƨ αяɛ иɛʌɛя ωяσиɢ αяɛ ƨтʋρι∂

It is always wrong.

11 Apr 2010, 4:50 AM#12

Flare wrote:
Ɩ ∂σит cαяɛ ωнαт ʏσʋ ƨαʏ вʋт мʏ Ѳριиισи ιƨ мʏ σριиισи Ѳριиισиƨ αяɛ иɛʌɛя ωяσиɢ αяɛ ƨтʋρι∂

Only yours can.

11 Apr 2010, 4:51 AM#13

Иσ Ɩт Ɔαииσт >.< Ʋɢн Иσвσ∂ʏ тσ нɛℓρ мɛ иσт ғαιя 2 ʌƨ 1
Ƭσтαℓℓʏ иσт ғαιя

11 Apr 2010, 4:51 AM#14

Flare wrote:
Иσ Ɩт Ɔαииσт >.< Ʋɢн Иσвσ∂ʏ тσ нɛℓρ мɛ иσт ғαιя 2 ʌƨ 1
Ƭσтαℓℓʏ иσт ғαιя

Whats your first language?

11 Apr 2010, 4:53 AM#15

Defy wrote:
Whats your first language?

1337 I believe, apparently he/she learned this next.

11 Apr 2010, 4:53 AM#16

Azrael wrote:
1337 I believe, apparently he/she learned this next.

No such thing as females on the internet.

11 Apr 2010, 4:54 AM#17

Єиɢℓιƨн тнαтƨ тнɛ σиℓʏ σиɛ ι ƨρɛακ

11 Apr 2010, 4:54 AM#18

You're not very good at it. =/

11 Apr 2010, 4:55 AM#19

Defy wrote:
No such thing as females on the internet.

I know.

I'm a man without a penor and really big cancers on my chest in real life D:

11 Apr 2010, 4:57 AM#20

Azrael wrote:
I know.

I'm a man without a penor and really big cancers on my chest in real life D:

I love your cancers.

11 Apr 2010, 4:57 AM#21

im just using a Glitter-graphics.com
then i go to the bottom right corner
Ɔяʏιρтιc тɛϰт

11 Apr 2010, 5:01 AM#22

Flare wrote:
im just using a Glitter-graphics.com
then i go to the bottom right corner
Ɔяʏιρтιc тɛϰт

. . . Interesting. Please, bore us more.

Defy wrote:

I love your cancers.

Who doesn't? They are so fun.

11 Apr 2010, 5:02 AM#23

Hm i made this up randomly cuz i was watched Clash of the titans last nite
you know how the Craken is Ugly

11 Apr 2010, 5:05 AM#24

Flare wrote:
Hm i made this up randomly cuz i was watched Clash of the titans last nite
you know how the Craken is Ugly

The Kraken is a beautiful mythical creature.

11 Apr 2010, 5:08 AM#25

Well then you wont like this i guess
Zues:RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
-Kraken comes up from the Sea-
...
-comes out Justin Bieber-

11 Apr 2010, 5:09 AM#26

.... Lame.

*yawns and walks away*

11 Apr 2010, 5:12 AM#27

Ƨн!т ι κиɛω ʏσʋ ωσʋℓ∂ит ℓικɛ ιт

11 Apr 2010, 5:13 AM#28

You bore me. Become entertaining kid.

11 Apr 2010, 5:14 AM#29

Ɯɛℓℓ ωнαт αяɛ ʏσʋ ιитσ

11 Apr 2010, 5:15 AM#30

Flare wrote:
Ɯɛℓℓ ωнαт αяɛ ʏσʋ ιитσ

Not that crap typing, you will only be trolled more.

11 Apr 2010, 5:15 AM#31

So you want me to stop

11 Apr 2010, 5:17 AM#32

Flare wrote:
So you want me to stop

Trust me, all of LG wants you to stop. I'm just saving you a little less flaming.

11 Apr 2010, 5:20 AM#33

Need 2 MOre post but i cant find a thing to write in without Spamming

11 Apr 2010, 5:21 AM#34

Flare wrote:
Need 2 MOre post but i cant find a thing to write in without Spamming

. . . OH you mean for that crap name. PHAHAHAHAHA. You have a lot to learn my dear child.

11 Apr 2010, 5:39 AM#35

Jenny's a ho

11 Apr 2010, 5:40 AM#36

who jenny?

11 Apr 2010, 5:41 AM#37

SN Art wrote:
Jenny's a ho

You love this ho.

11 Apr 2010, 5:41 AM#38

Lol, in a friend way haha

11 Apr 2010, 5:42 AM#39

Of course. :>

11 Apr 2010, 5:43 AM#40

lol :]
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