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Buying Handcuffs.

949 views · started by Stormie ·
#1
Buying Handcuffs.
Real Ones. No quick release.
Our last ones broke because we lost the key and stripped the keyhole :[
Does anyone know a good, cheap site?
Shut the hell up if you're going to tell me to google.
I don't fee like searching.

Edit- no ebay.
#2
You could always go to the local army/navy surplus. They sometimes carry them and they're not expensive. I bought a pair at one near where I live when I worked security a few years back.
#3
Kinky shit man.
#4
Ooooohhhh THATS what you want them for, XD naughty!
#5
Would you link me to find you pink fuzzy handcuffs?
#6
Haha. xD Shhhh.
Tat: No man. I want real deal metal ones. ;)
preferably black though.
#7
I will never think of you the same way.

Naughty girl.
#8
Relax, i'm trying to replace my friends set. haha.
I cuffed him to his sofa and lost the key so he broke the lock
#9
Storms wrote:
Relax, i'm trying to replace my friends set. haha.
I cuffed him to his sofa and lost the key so he broke the lock


Read the last line as:
I cuffed him to his sofa and I lost the key while I sodomized him with my left shoe.
#10
Why not the right one?
It's weird of you mentioning shoes because I'm looking online for new heels. xD
#11
Because the average person puts more weight on their left shoe, and it comes to their attention more often than the right for that reason, as if the left goes, you'd be screwed up.
#12
What If I'm not the average person? o:
#13
Storms wrote:
Relax, i'm trying to replace my friends set. haha.
I cuffed him to his sofa and lost the key so he broke the lock


Oh yeah i remember.
#14
Storms wrote:
What If I'm not the average person? o:


Then you picked it up because you're right handed, and your right hand handles the left sided operations as far as picking things up goes.
#16
ITT: OP is trying to brag.

How about going to the fucking store? There's at least five stores that sell them in this city.
#17
Maybe because our fucking car just broke the fuck down. :]
#18
Then how do you plan on going anywhere to buy anything?
Fix your car first, thats priority.
#19
It's the internet. Why on earth would I need a car? :l
edit: Not my car, boyfriends car.
#20
Something tells me you're not homebound. Go buy them. Also, eBay.
#21
Hey guys, I want to buy handcuffs for sexual reasons. I can't go buy them myself, because then I wouldn't be able to subtly brag you guys about it, so I decided to use the Internet. Also, given how fucking easy it is to find them on the Internet, I still wouldn't be able to brag - I mean discuss my options - to all my online friends, so I've decided to not accept handcuffs from eBay for no reason, and refuse to actually Google "order handcuffs online," even though I typed that and then some in this topic.
But I'm not just posting this to brag or anything.
#22
If bother paying any attention you would realize I actually did break my friends, so yeah, I would like to actually replace them. You're ignorance is TOTALLY cool. ;]
#23
Good for you. I like how my point is still valid. It would take less than a tenth as much work to use Google.