I used to work nights at Hawt Cawk . com

4 Mar 2010, 4:51 AM#1

But then I got fired when my mom logged on.

4 Mar 2010, 4:53 AM#2

Good to know.

4 Mar 2010, 5:05 AM#3

My dad's a bum. I asked my girlfriend if she loved me, and she just said, "Umm..."

4 Mar 2010, 5:06 AM#4

And you had wild sex right?

4 Mar 2010, 5:17 AM#5

I sodomized your father in a federal penitentiary; and on the day I got out, I went to your mother's house and slept on the couch.

4 Mar 2010, 5:21 AM#6

GAMEchief wrote:
I sodomized your father in a federal penitentiary; and on the day I got out, I went to your mother's house and slept on the couch.

Oh, you be rolling the guys eh?

4 Mar 2010, 5:44 AM#7

I'm a street walker selling cock for rock at the flea market trying to hock my watch.

4 Mar 2010, 3:26 PM#8

mickey avalon. ftw!
" me and Heidi first met on Vine and Sunset, she was pourin' sweat Out the corvette, she looked at me and Cringed said 'Hey you over there', if You've got the syringe follow me and Ill Share, we went, back to my room and Used my harpoon, noddin' off on the Couch watchin' cartoons"