I take a look at my enormous penis

And my troubles start a-meltin' away~
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Zork .

C0FFINCASE wrote:

Zork .

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

hit the grue with the Elvish sword

>XYZZY
A hollow voice says, "Cretin."

West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

>Open mailbox

>Take pamphlet

>read pamphlet

the pile of 69,105 leave

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