Parents, do you know what these texts mean?

Do you know what this means: %*@:-( ? Or this: ~~#ZZZZZZ ? If the answers are no, you're not a teenager who uses alcohol or drugs.http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/rss/...?d=yIl2AUoC8zA http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/rss/...?d=7Q72WNTAKBA http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/rss/...a8:V_sGLiPBpWU http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/rss/...?d=qj6IDK7rITs http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/rss/...a8:gIN9vFwOqvQ
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Lulwtf is this?

My kids. [When I have kids] are neverrrrr having a cell phone, lol.
That's crazy. D: And kind of nerve wracking..

I feel stupid because even I don't know what it means. I've never seen ~~#ZZZZZZ. o_O

I didn't either. lol!

Last one means do you have a hangover, first one means are you high or are you fucked up i don't remember XD