Glitch sends college 'acceptance' letters

[iMrT]

I'd hate to be one of those kids who wasn't really accepted.
Seriously.

Harvard: You want the cookie? You want it?
You: Yes!
Harvard: Here you go. Take the cookie. Take it.
You: -Take it-
Harvard: -Punches you in the face- I can't believe you thought I was serious.
You: I'm Gonna Sue!
Harvard: But it's not your cookie.