So this is what I ate while on my 'vacation':
Day 1:
bag of jalapeno jerky
bag of trail mix
bacon double cheeseburger (five guys)
french fries
beer
habenero alligator
whiskey
jelly beans
Day 2:
jelly beans
bacon double cheeseburger (five guys)
Cajun fries
5 beers
half a gallon (literally) of trash can punch (6 alcohols mixed together with fruit punch)
pizza
cupcake
6 shots
4 long island ice teas
Day 3 (morning):
double cheeseburger (in-n-out)
animal fries
Twix
I could feel my body shutting down, but whatever.
Thing is, I'm underweight. ~133 and I'm supposed to be 135. I was hoping this would knock me up to normal when I got back home.
Weighed myself.
Lost four pounds.
Like.
What.
Even.
Also yes I was really shitfaced on day 2. My god the stories I have from that day.