Break Up With The Person Above You

[Souleater]

Its simple come up with a creative way to break up with the Person who has posted before.

Only a few rules:

Dont be mean
Have fun
Be creative, try not to repeat yourself.

Thats it, now start having fun.

[Souleater]

im breaking up with you because i dont know who you are or why you smell like booty, corn chips and stale donuts.

[Obby]

I'm leaving you because your a Marine xD

[Souleater]

I'm leaving you because your a Marine xD

Im leaving you because you're a Soldier. XD

[Souleater]

I'm leaving you because I married Plobby.

Im leaving you because you're married to both me and Plobby, and he steals the blankets.

[Snow-kun]

Im leaving you cuz you posted

[Snow-kun]

Im breaking up with you cuz I dont even know who she is

[Taylor123123]

Im breaking up with you... simple.

[Google]

We're through cause ur a guy >.>

[Sydd]

I'm breaking up with you even though I don't want to.

[Google]

Im breaking up with you because ......
Aww man I don't want to break up with you :[

xD

[Kain]

I'm breaking up with you cause you went ass to mouth
D;

[Severed]

I'm breaking up with you because...YOU HAVE MORE POSTS THEN ME! *cries*

[Souleater]

im breaking up with you for using a generic chuck norris joke.

[Souleater]

Im breaking up with u becuz u are a man-lady o.o

im breaking up with you because you think you're a ninja.

[Souleater]

Im breaking up with u cuz ur ugly o.o

im breaking up with you because you're horribly misinformed.

[C0FFINCASE]

*plugs in guitar and mic and plays "Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You"

Babe, baby, baby, I'm Gonna Leave You.
I said baby, you know I'm gonna leave you.
I'll leave you when the summertime,
Leave you when the summer comes a-rollin'
Leave you when the summer comes along.

Baby, baby, I don't wanna leave you,
I ain't jokin' woman, I got to ramble.
Oh, yeah, baby, baby, I believin',
We really got to ramble.
I can hear it callin' me the way it used to do,
I can hear it callin' me back home!

Babe...I'm gonna leave you
Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you
Oh I can hear it callin 'me
I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?

I know I never never never gonna leave your babe
But I got to go away from this place,
I've got to quit you, yeah
Baby, ooh don't you hear it callin' me?
Woman, woman, I know, I know
It feels good to have you back again
And I know that one day baby, it's really gonna grow, yes it is.
We gonna go walkin' through the park every day.
Come what may, every day

It was really, really good.
You made me happy every single day.
But now... I've got to go away!

Baby, baby, baby, baby
That's when it's callin' me
I said that's when it's callin' me back home...

[Souleater]

*plugs in guitar and mic and plays "Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You"

im going to leave you for singing a song that has touched my soul.

[Confide]

Leaving you because I hate you.

[gotxbrain]

I'm breaking up with everyone who thinks that forum games are cool.

[Plobby]

I'm breaking up with you because you believe that posting in this thread is entertaining. Don't you see, it clearly isn't. This thread is complete faggotry and all people posting here should die.

[Kain]

I'm breaking up with you because that was unnecessarily harsh.

[Plobby]

I'm breaking up with for not being able to tell sarcasm. Even though that was next to impossible to guess.

[Kain]

I'm dumping you for being needy.

[Kain]

I'm breaking up with you for not speaking english.

[Kain]

I'm breaking up with you because you don't realize i was talking about the fact that 'Cause bullshit' isn't proper English.

[Souleater]

I'mm breaking up with you because are a nerd internet we can speak SLANG all we want ... -.-

im breaking up with you because:

[Obby]

I'm leaving you because you KEN Punched my wife