Facebook FLP

I know i don't have much to offer but this guy is really REALLY pissing me off and i thought that LG could help me out. Ill offer my LG (not much) and a gaia account (around... 40k?). So please i know i don't have much to offer but could someone make me a facebook FLP?

I believe there is one in the programming section.
EDIT: Found it. http://forum.logicalgamers.com/relea...ebook-flp.html