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People come to your door trying to teach you about "the word of God"? Happens every couple of weeks at my place, and just happened now. Feel really bad as I couldn't stop laughing at the guy as he was talking about his God. Eventually just shut my door on him as he wouldn't stop talking and go away.
Discuss, religious folk' intruding your home in an attempt to convert you.
MORMONS AND JEHOVAH WITNESS FUCK THOSE FLYERS!
They always bring shit to my house.
"Join my cult, i mean, religion"
Actually, I enjoy discussing with them, and showing them how they are wrong, while they smile like morons...
Try me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drakonid
And yea, I get annoyed with them, too.
I'm already converted but they still decide to tell me about it. P:
Cool story bro.
Cool story, bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rape
Funny enough, I've only had people come by my door once in my entire life so far.
I hate it though. Seriously, the christian churches have enough people under their wings.
I hate them just as much, though I don't feel the need to laugh and shut the door on them. I respect other people and their beliefs, even though I may not agree with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artificial
Invite them in and ask them if they want to take a bath with you. They will NEVER come back xD
My parents have found a way of dealing with the Jehovah Witness.
We have built a glass container about 4-5 ft tall and 2 feet wide and we put the virgin Mary in there xD. They haven't even bothered since then. (Yes my parents are Catholic for those of you wondering)
They stopped doing that years ago. xD
Bleh, i don't mind it. My friend is a witness, and I pretty much call her religion a cult
I love Mormons.Quote:
Originally Posted by H2O
The people that show up are forced into conscription for two years. They have to do that somewhere in the world. But the real fun you can have with them comes from the fact the average Mormon has no clue what he truly believes in.
Mormonism belief clearly states god is a man from another planet who became god by appeasing his god. The worship his wife as a goddess. We are all his spirit children. Mary was our sister and to make Jesus, god came down screwed Marry and Jesus was born. Satan is Jesus's jealous brother who just f's with us.
To get into heaven you have to give money, ascend levels here on earth to learn secret hand shakes that get you into the various levels of heaven. If you're "righteous" enough you get to be god on your own planet.
The Book of Mormon is rewritten almost yearly because it is know to have originally marked out all nonwhite races as lower forms of humanity and required polygamy to get to heaven.
They don't publicize or teach that to you until you reach the proper level because it sounds, uh, crazy.
I love pissing them off by telling them that stuff.
That happened a lot where I live too, ended up having to put a No Trespassing/Solicitation sign by my door and driveway to get them to stop...-__-
They stopped after the time they came when I was drinking kool-aid.
I kept a little in my mouth, touched the pamphlet they were carrying, made a face that made it look like I was in pain, and spit the kool-aid on them.
I've done all kinds of crap to repeat offenders.
Come to the door naked, yell "Hail Lord Satan" to their faces, play loud music while they talk, and sneak out the back door and drive away in front of them.
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Originally Posted by C0FFINCASE
OwO address pl0x. I want to come convert you or whatever.
ontopic: Only happens to me maybe once every 3 years. >w> they tend to not tread this way since I hid in a tree once with a paintball gun. Hey, the sign clearly said trespassers will be shot. Bumfecknowhere ftw! 8D
Lol, not what I expect. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by La Vie Cruelle
Nice job, Shooting people. That's something I can get behind.
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Originally Posted by C0FFINCASE
Shot him in the ass too. Had a bright blue spot on him >W<
My brother tagged the other guy in the chest/arm.
They had no clue where it came from, just ran to their car and left xD
Religion is silly.
So is epiphenomenalism.Quote:
Originally Posted by GAMEchief
Burn.