Ok. Funniest thing I've thought/said all day...

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14 Jan. 2010, 10:35pm
Frostbite

Ok. Funniest thing I've thought/said all day...

Huge fight at school in the locker room today... big fat guy and slightly less fat buff guy got it on. slightly less fat buff guy beat shit out of big fat guy. Big fat guy was bleeding out of mouth, cheek, and nose.
EVERYONE left the locker room except me, I wanted to finish dressing and watch.
When people came back in, the principal wanted to find out a way to clean it up (There was a VERY LARGE puddle of blood) so that the tile wouldn't stain that color.
As I was leaving, I looked at the puddle of blood, bent down, sniffed it, got back up, and said, "Damn I'm thirsty." and left.
They laughed, but they said they're slightly scared of me now. Excellent.
14 Jan. 2010, 10:38pm
Sydd

>.>
Thats something i'd do.
14 Jan. 2010, 10:38pm
Ethan

You always have been intimidating.
14 Jan. 2010, 10:40pm
Shadow

It's that time of the month again.
14 Jan. 2010, 10:42pm
Rundeer

They laughed? What the hell is wrong with your school?
14 Jan. 2010, 10:43pm
Sydd

):
My school would do the same.
My OLD school.
14 Jan. 2010, 11:05pm
GAMEchief

Boring story.
14 Jan. 2010, 11:06pm
Beyoncé

fat guys fighting and you have no video of it? For shame :[
14 Jan. 2010, 11:09pm
C0FFINCASE

That whole story was rather idiotic
14 Jan. 2010, 11:20pm
Frostbite

My camera was at home D:
and to anyone with negative comments.
I'm going to eat you.
14 Jan. 2010, 11:25pm
Defy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frostbite

My camera was at home D:
and to anyone with negative comments.
I'm going to eat you.

I'm confused, is this a good or bad thing coming from you.
14 Jan. 2010, 11:26pm
Sydd

Daddy.Hide me.D:
14 Jan. 2010, 11:28pm
Defy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sydd(:

Daddy.Hide me.D:

I have something to say, I'm not your dad. Ethan is.
14 Jan. 2010, 11:28pm
TEMPTii

That's hawt
14 Jan. 2010, 11:28pm
Sydd

Ugh.
Ohgod. nooooo.
14 Jan. 2010, 11:30pm
Frostbite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Defy

I'm confused, is this a good or bad coming from you.

A little of both.
14 Jan. 2010, 11:31pm
Organic

Now they're going to see if you sparkle in the sun.
14 Jan. 2010, 11:33pm
Shadow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Essence

Now they're going to see if you sparkle in the sun.

Twilight sucks.
I wonder how Edward can stand being around Bella when she's on her period.
14 Jan. 2010, 11:35pm
Organic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow

Twilight sucks.
I wonder how Edward can stand being around Bella when she's on her period.

About that:
YouTube - TWILIGHT NEW MOON: BLOOD HUNGRY
Skip to end.
14 Jan. 2010, 11:42pm
Beyoncé

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow

Twilight sucks.
I wonder how Edward can stand being around Bella when she's on her period.

thats how they have sex
14 Jan. 2010, 11:47pm
Tsuna

Just checking my signature... also, I probably would have laughed if I saw that too.
14 Jan. 2010, 11:54pm
Sydd

Twilight is gross.