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05 Jan. 2010, 09:43pm
ʝдɮ

SeaLand

Let's bomb it. And then take it over.
05 Jan. 2010, 09:57pm
noblemin

Free pool party
05 Jan. 2010, 09:58pm
ʝдɮ

We should claim it in the name of Logical Gamers.
05 Jan. 2010, 10:08pm
noblemin

Lemmiwink Grinder
05 Jan. 2010, 10:09pm
ʝдɮ

What did you just say?
05 Jan. 2010, 10:10pm
H2O

Sealand?
I flew over that, and took a boat around it.

Gooood stuff.
I actually want some of their money.
Have you seen it? It's pretty rad.
05 Jan. 2010, 10:12pm
ʝдɮ

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Coins_Flag.jpg

When we take it over we are gonna put n00ds of Sydd on it :P
05 Jan. 2010, 10:14pm
noblemin

I said lemmiwinks grinder.

And for the money we should make it out of the rarest mineral on earth which will cause mass pollution causing all the civilians to flee to east india
05 Jan. 2010, 10:14pm
ʝдɮ

Let's make it out of Arti's hair
05 Jan. 2010, 10:17pm
noblemin

But the shiny forehead will blind us
05 Jan. 2010, 10:18pm
ʝдɮ

We'd hide him in the dungeon
05 Jan. 2010, 10:21pm
noblemin

Good idea

awesome 10
05 Jan. 2010, 10:26pm
ʝдɮ

And harvest his hair and other organs
05 Jan. 2010, 10:30pm
noblemin

Sell them on ebay to pay for our chemically engineered dolphins
05 Jan. 2010, 10:31pm
ʝдɮ

And pay off the debts from buying it in the first place
05 Jan. 2010, 10:32pm
C0FFINCASE

What the hell is sealand?
05 Jan. 2010, 10:32pm
ʝдɮ

A little island nation thing. Look it up.
05 Jan. 2010, 10:32pm
noblemin

And use the excess to farm carrots with smiley faces
05 Jan. 2010, 10:34pm
ʝдɮ

And sell them on eBay
05 Jan. 2010, 10:34pm
C0FFINCASE

Do we really need bombs? I think we could effectively take over with airsoft rifles and LG user base.
05 Jan. 2010, 10:35pm
ʝдɮ

Yeah okay :P
05 Jan. 2010, 10:37pm
noblemin

Why not just use biological warfare and drive them out
05 Jan. 2010, 10:37pm
ʝдɮ

There aren't that many of them anyway. We should also expand
05 Jan. 2010, 10:37pm
C0FFINCASE

They claim to have 600000 in their national bank.
Joke country is joke.
Lets rename it Sea World and change the seal and flag to a killer whale.
05 Jan. 2010, 10:38pm
ʝдɮ

I like the sea world idea. We could get at least a million dollars for telling China we accept it's claim over Taiwan. Big countries shell out big cash for shit like that.
05 Jan. 2010, 10:40pm
C0FFINCASE

Quote:

Originally Posted by ʝдɮ

I like the sea world idea. We could get at least a million dollars for telling China we accept it's claim over Taiwan. Big countries shell out big cash for shit like that.

Its be a smart move to ally with them and Russia. Then we can threaten the US and take over Alaska or something. You know Obama will give us money rather than fight.
05 Jan. 2010, 10:41pm
ʝдɮ

Right, Russia wants more UN votes for accepting that breakaway province from Georgia
05 Jan. 2010, 10:42pm
C0FFINCASE

Quote:

Originally Posted by ʝдɮ

Right, Russia wants more UN votes for accepting that breakaway province from Georgia

I was thinking more of the fact they have a shit ton of bombs we could trade for and sell to China and Iran.
05 Jan. 2010, 10:43pm
ʝдɮ

China doesn't need them, and I would feel safer allying myself with the Arab Emirates rather than Iran.
05 Jan. 2010, 11:56pm
C0FFINCASE

Quote:

Originally Posted by ʝдɮ

China doesn't need them, and I would feel safer allying myself with the Arab Emirates rather than Iran.

Dude you got to look at the big picture. Iran will buy bombs, we lie and say Chain bought them to get Iran to buy more. We use left overs to take over Canada, US, and Mexico.
An this will work because Obama is a pushover. Canada is Candana. Mexico will be the most trouble, drug lords will put up a fight so we get ally China to just run them over.
05 Jan. 2010, 11:59pm
ʝдɮ

I think we should concentrate more on the big areas or production. Russia for its cheap-ass automatic weapons, China for its everything, Columbia for its drugs, and Canada and Saudi Arabia for oil.