What is Thomas doing with his life?

Shooting porn.

Am I serious? That's up to you to decide.

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Originally Posted by Thomas

Am I serious? That's up to you to decide.

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I vote Yes, you're very serious.

Meanwhile, Kain is living he dream of growing legal weed and managing $10k worth of cryptocurrency mining equipment.

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Originally Posted by Kain

I vote Yes, you're very serious.

Meanwhile, Kain is living he dream of growing legal weed and managing $10k worth of cryptocurrency mining equipment.

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We still talk so I'd listen to him guys.

Oh also I have a kid, that's a thing

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Originally Posted by Kain

Oh also I have a kid, that's a thing

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With me! We are the first successful male + male impregnation.

On a real note he makes some cute babys.

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Originally Posted by Thomas

With me! We are the first successful male + male impregnation.

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Hmm, seems they're getting pretty creative with these porn plotlines aha.

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Originally Posted by Cyanoxide

Hmm, seems they're getting pretty creative with these porn plotlines aha.

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Fun fact, porn is responsible for all innovation.

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Originally Posted by Thomas

Fun fact, porn is responsible for all innovation.

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I always wondered why my microwave makes that noise when it finishes.

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Originally Posted by Thomas

Fun fact, porn is responsible for all innovation.

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I mean Tab A goes into Slot B is the basis of most of our technological achievement.

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Originally Posted by C0FFINCASE

I mean Tab A goes into Slot B is the basis of most of our technological achievement.

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Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster.

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Originally Posted by Cyanoxide

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster.

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You did it. Can't be much clearer.