Omletts faction

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17 Aug. 2014, 04:31am
Omlett

Omletts faction

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLAMEchief

this site's totally going to split into factions. i feel it, and im totally gay

Ref

You heard it here folks, let me be the first to extend an invite to each and everyone of you to join the omlett faction aka the breakfast clan.
Now contrary to what some of you may have heard from other faction leaders, this is the veneno of factions. 100% of the people that get accepted will be happier and 100% of the people that get denied will be 50% sadder.

Requirements
top 20 in any category found here (except mosts posts today and richest) or 300 rep
1000 posts
Must have bought a shoe at one point that cost retailed for at least $69.95
be good at something
no nerds

Now your probably asking yourself, "Hey Omlett, what are the benefits of joining your faction"
Well let me tell you sunny.
Benefits
For being accepted into the Omlett faction you get a custom user title that is rainbow embroidered
Status of course, Not just anyone gets accepted into the Omlett faction
Special access to the Omlett faction forum where we can discuss anarchy and uprising or just how we are better than other people
a stake in the faction, Omlett faction is like a credit union, everyone owns a little bit (Shares will be distributed by omlett)

Please apply by answering the question, "Why should I accept you"

you may submit an application expressing why you should join if you dont meet any of the requirements
17 Aug. 2014, 04:47am
rygaku

can i be bacon or orange juice or maybe orange slice?
maybe toast?
17 Aug. 2014, 04:48am
Omlett

Quote:

Originally Posted by rygaku

can i be bacon or orange juice or maybe orange slice?
maybe toast?

Was that an application? Because it was pathetic. Please re-evaluate your life and apply no less than 45 minutes from this moment thank you.
17 Aug. 2014, 05:01am
The Unintelligible

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omlett

Was that an application? Because it was pathetic. Please re-evaluate your life and apply no less than 45 minutes from this moment thank you.

/owned
17 Aug. 2014, 05:35am
OwlCapone

You should pick me because i with hold some top quality ***** hack
17 Aug. 2014, 05:38am
GAMEchief

Quote:

Originally Posted by OwlCapone

You should pick me because i with hold some top quality ***** hack

No cclown faction? I'm disappoint.

Also I don't wear Nike/Addidas 'cause I'm not a scrub, so oh well
17 Aug. 2014, 05:43am
OwlCapone

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAMEchief

No cclown faction? I'm disappoint.

Also I don't wear Nike/Addidas 'cause I'm not a scrub, so oh well

How can I make my own faction I could oerhaps have a cooler kne that omlets :D
17 Aug. 2014, 05:44am
GAMEchief

Rally the troops.
17 Aug. 2014, 05:45am
Omlett

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAMEchief

No cclown faction? I'm disappoint.

Also I don't wear Nike/Addidas 'cause I'm not a scrub, so oh well

Well I guess your not cool enough but maybe i did set my expectations kinda high, ill change them down a smidge.
17 Aug. 2014, 06:15am
HUNSON ABADEER

I want in till tu makes one

Requirements
top twentie in any of these

I'm number one in daily posts
Must have bought a shoe at one point that cost retailed for at least $69.95

Nike air Jordan space jams 600 USD Amazon prime .
be good at something

I paint

I can do tricks with my motor bicycle

I own a pet ram .

I'm a bomb asks bitch .
no nerds

Now your probably asking yourself, "Hey Omlett, what are the benefits of joining your faction"
Well let me tell you sunny.
Benefits
For being accepted into the Omlett faction you get a custom user title that is rainbow embroidered
Status of course, Not just anyone gets accepted into the Omlett faction
Special access to the Omlett faction forum where we can discuss anarchy and uprising or just how we are better than other people
a stake in the faction, Omlett faction is like a credit union, everyone owns a little bit (Shares will be distributed by omlett)

Please apply by answering the question, "Why should I accept you"

A). I'm ducking awesome

B). I really want that rainbow titles

C) brospect, I admire you the last middle man standing
17 Aug. 2014, 06:34am
OwlCapone

le ***** wiggle >w<
17 Aug. 2014, 06:47am
Omlett

@Hunsonabadeer, hmm idk man, your a little low on the req list and you did favor TU's clan over mine. I do appreciate the shoe game tho. Until next time.

DENIED
17 Aug. 2014, 06:58am
GAMEchief

Quote:

Originally Posted by HUNSON ABADEER

I want in till tu makes one

TU would never pass us the opportunity to stroke his e-peen
17 Aug. 2014, 06:58am
HUNSON ABADEER

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omlett

@Hunsonabadeer, hmm idk man, your a little low on the req list and you did favor TU's clan over mine. I do appreciate the shoe game tho. Until next time.

DENIED

But tu doesn't even have a clan c'mon mate <3
17 Aug. 2014, 07:01am
GAMEchief

Quote:

Originally Posted by HUNSON ABADEER

But tu doesn't even have a clan c'mon mate <3

He's waiting for someone to make it for him because he's modest.
17 Aug. 2014, 07:07am
HUNSON ABADEER

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAMEchief

He's waiting for someone to make it for him because he's modest.

Oh ok lemme get started .
17 Aug. 2014, 07:12am
Omlett

I cant have another wanna be faction member in my faction, thats like letting a russian spy into my political party.
17 Aug. 2014, 07:14am
GAMEchief

You got something against Russians m8?