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We all know we had our wonder years as a kid or some or memebers might still be in their wondering years discovering new 'stuff' (the unintelligible), well share your story here xD
I aactuallymade a homeless man buy me some porno dvds as a kid and wwatche . It for the first time ever xDDD
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when i realized porn :D
Never needed to watch porn a day in my life. Too many bitches at my disposal for that.
I was 10. I was in scouts, older boy told me to check out a cool website.
3 days later I was yelled at for looking at porn.
If you did you wouldnt even be here xDDDDQuote:
Originally Posted by The Unintelligible
You wouldn't even be a programmer or even a computer geek, you would had been a successful man whore that jad no idea how to program, I know people in rl with such stats, they are definitely not programers or even play online games, I know that was a lie :D
IDR how old I was. I guess 12 or 13? I don't even remember what I googled, but the site had a huge picture of an older woman naked. Outty vagina. Not very attractive, but intriguing enough for me to keep looking.
Not into MILFs, turns out.
Was in 6th grade at the time. Kid goes "OMFG dude, if you leave the Y off of the beginning of youtube, it shows a girl shoving a huge sausage like up her butt its so weird!" and I was like "Wait, what?"
Next day, we're on one of the school computers, and he spins the monitor around and goes "Hey look!" and shows me "outube.com" (I still remember that fucking URL) and whaddya know. It's a girl with a giant sausage (I'm being serious, not a dick, a fucking meat sausage) shoved up her gaping asshole. Needless to say that scared me away from porn for a long time, lol.
gay4lyfeQuote:
Originally Posted by Blac
I made a typo and it led to a porn site. I had a mini heart attack and unplugged the computer.
Was it outube?Quote:
Originally Posted by Stapled
My first time looking at porn was at my friend's Joe house. A little Mexican kid. His dad had a huge stash of Playboys. We took some of them and looked at them under his Bed which for some reason was highly off the ground.
i pee'd so hard to a celeb porn vid. ~~ limewire o bby
and then I remember finding that dragonball x was a great search term.
then I found 4chan through a hentai forum, childhood lost. I don't even think i was 13...