With a small chance of being caught...just wondering lel
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With a small chance of being caught...just wondering lel
Sell some crystal meth or prostitute yourself.
Honest Answers
- Deal Drugs depending on State and your price you could make a decent amount of money a few extra monies to a nice 200 a month or more depending on the drug.
- Prostitution
- Mug Somebody. Find a scrawny weak kid with a semi nice car they might have money and if you were successful you might have just made some cash :)
- My Favorite, Steal from stores. Its easy to get caught but its not. The easy thing is certain places like the outlets close to where I live (near a well known town that has people coming heavy over summer) has no cameras and have a thief run policy, basically means " A person can steal up to select amount (200 or around that) before police contact is necessary" due to them losing money for going to court etc. But not because they can notify other stores and they could ban you from entering the store(s), so do this somewhat far away from local town.
Please know this is a joke and not to be taken serious.
Drug dealing actually isn't usually that profitable in the long run for a variety of reasons. Not to mention $200 a month isn't that much at all for the sort of risk you'd be taking on. There's a reason most street level distributors aren't usually rolling in cash for any amount of time.Quote:
Originally Posted by sethky
I agree about the theft thing. Especially if you're not one for one on one confrontation like you'd get if you mugged someone.
Go with the theft thing. Enjoy your jail time, badass.
I can put out that target security workers won't stop you for stealing something under 60usd :)
Also if you have a knife they wont attempt to touch you
what the what?
You're doing it wrong if you're only making 200 a month dealing. I had a friend making that a day in high school. He could pick up an o and have it gone in 30 min.Quote:
Originally Posted by sethky
Honestly mugging is the fastest way, but IDK how likely you are to not get caught. Selling drugs would probably be the fastest/safest way, but not exactly easiest. You have to _get_ them for cheaper then sell for profit. Good luck doing that without enough money for investment.
I dont deal or nothing like that so I truly dont know, I put that up there as mostly a joke but y'all for some reason think I'm serious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabe
dude you put it under a section entitled "honest answers"Quote:
Originally Posted by sethky
...js flipping coke...