The items are buyable now. The prices are super beta, though. They may be lowered. Or raised. Who knows? It's not an official release, so I'm not making an announcement yet. Just beta testing. Give it a try.

Note: The inventory system isn't up yet, so buying an item gives you it, but buying another item that is equipped in the same slot (e.g. a second hat) will unequip the first. There's currently not a way to re-equip the first, but that will come with the official item shop release.

Figured I'd let you rich fucks throw your LGG away.