You guys it worked (NSFW: tits)

http://i.imgur.com/WHr7spY.jpg

She said Yes!

But then she never showed up to the restaurant for some reason and hasn't answered any of my 100 texts.

That's not you!

uh huh

I see you everyday, don't lie to me.

Can not unsee

y would i lie

Maybe to make us think you have big tits.

They don't call me double D's for nothing.

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They don't call me cheeks for nothing.

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Reddit

dem boobies

I find it disturbing rather than romantic.

WELL NOBODY ASKED YOU

D:

Ahahahahahahahahahahah that's awesome I'm so going to do that to my GF when I propose

[When=if]

That man has some tig ol' bitties

Weird. I know "ol'" should be in there, but I always thought of it as tigglebitties.